Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation

[Beetrootbetty]

I think he’s in the huff he didn’t get as much love over his shitey living room reveal as he thought he would. And the new TV looks like a total joke rattling in the media wall hole with the crap LEDs

I was thinking this after seeing his story. He’s probably on this reading all the comments and realised how disgusted people are with all the free shite he has managed to blag for that horrendous living room.
No doubt we’ll have the bespoke wardrobe saga soon
Absolute tit of a man

 

[SuzyE]

He's not 100%?. What the hell Is wrong with him now?!. He needs to cut back on the wax melts or get himself checked out

btw Mario. You don't need to post anymore cleaning stories, because each one is the same as the last one

 

[Sloppys]

Thread suggestion - Tv too small for the hole, his hoose certainly isn’t goals.

 

[PeachesLove]

I champion you on? Tic toc? What the duck was in his food tonight? How can he not spell tiktok, ITS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HIM

 

[Noseybonk]

Whatever thread title wins , can you get ‘Crabbit’ in there somewhere

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Oh ma lovelie, i think they would give Marion a new bespoke complaint, especially with his highly sensitive skin......an itchy arsehole.

Don't give Marion ideas for an hole journey!

If you think his bespoke TV looks crappy...wait until you see his fudge pipe ma lovelies xx mwah

 

[Johnnoijones]

I was thinking this after seeing his story. He’s probably on this reading all the comments and realised how disgusted people are with all the free shite he has managed to blag for that horrendous living room.
No doubt we’ll have the bespoke wardrobe saga soon
Absolute tit of a man

I think you are right out of yer lane. If Marion had any self awareness I don't think he would be on the gram. He is a total tit

 

[Booboo76]

I’m not gonna force myself on to insta, good, you absolute moron, grow up maz nobody gives a flying tit what your doing, sit in your hobbit hole aww nice and cosy, watching TikTok, you know that thing you said you hated because it was sooo toxic!

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

As much as I love these threads and find Mario quite fascinating in an almost scientific experiment kind of way, it really is a sad way to live. Seeking validation from total strangers on the internet, working a part time job in late 30s and spending the rest of your time in cheap tat shops, or getting cozy in your hoosecoat. Always "no well" or "crabbit". He really doesn't personify the "living ma best life" image he tries so desperately to portray.

 

[pinkgirl21]

What a want tae know is where is Booboo scrubber disappeared tae?

 

[Spottydog]

What a want tae know is where is Booboo scrubber disappeared tae?

Me too ...where are you ?

 

[GreatBritishFakeOff]

Sorry ma lovelies, just caught up now (thread still as hilarious as ever) as had a hectic few days at work. I work more than 6hrs a week unlike maid Marian so I’m absolootely shattered ma wee hens.

That breakfast?! What on Earth is that in the middle of the plate? On first glance I thought it was marions prolapsed hole from his IBS being through the flairs.
Tuna in between two slices of toast? I never have tuna on a breakfast, maybe this is marions bespoke version of salmon.
The bacon looks cremated to within an inch of its life, Dan-yell almost called him wondering why he’d Replaced the studded cooch with a leather settee.

 

[blueshowbizz]

Tuna in between two slices of toast? I never have tuna on a breakfast, maybe this is marions bespoke version of salmon.

Is it tuna ?
I thought it was just butter (substitute) mixed with toast crumbs

 

[pinkgirl21]

Regardless if it’s Tuna or breadcrumbs, it looked rank. He will be on the throne as we speak. Gives him another excuse to ‘Gut his Lavvy’

His post last night regarding forcing himself on the gram bore off Mazda!! You do force your self on and you force the content. And you force it aw doon our throats, the amount of gifted clutter shite you have.

we will next hear from Maid Marion closer to his birthday or when his boujeeee borrower closet gets done in the council gaff.

Back in ma lane luvlies, tuns a love .

 

[mrsbucket]

Thread suggestion: Showing off freebies is a nasty habit. Stay oot his path when he's crabbit!

 

[Cleanayr]

Thread suggestion - buying Xmas decorations in May, he's crabbit so stay out his way!

 

[Anti-influencer]

Doesn’t surprise me to hear Mario is capable of eating and enjoying a tuna toast abomination. The man is a culinary monster.

 

[VeeP]

I’m over visiting from the Hinch/Stacey/Label Lady threads. You lot have me rolling!

 

[Runforestrun]

Doesn’t surprise me to hear Mario is capable of eating and enjoying a tuna toast abomination. The man is a culinary monster.

Exactly! This is the man who boils sausage

 

[Very Cherry]

I’m over visiting from the Hinch/Stacey/Label Lady threads. You lot have me rolling!

Welcome ma lovelie, grab a wee gifted crushed velvet chair, get yout wax melts on, get on your fuzzy felt hoosecoat and make yourself at home. Don't forget your tapas, joos and criss to snack on. Oh and keep cosy.