Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation

[pinkgirl21]

What is in between the slices of toast? Looks like tuna

It bloody looks like tuna. They are ridiculously weird

 

[margot44]

And who got the ootsider?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

And who got the ootsider?

As if you need to ask ma lovelie, of course it was Derek. The guy doesn’t even get allowed coat hangers on his side of the wardrobe.

 

[pinkgirl21]

How does this skinny wank stain manage to consume so much shite and processed junk. But still a skinny wank stain? The mind is boggled.

 

[Babybail93]

How does this skinny wank stain manage to consume so much shite and processed junk. But still a skinny wank stain? The mind is boggled.

Because he’s constantly shitting through the eye of a needle ma lovely

 

[SuzyE]

How does this skinny wank stain manage to consume so much shite and processed junk. But still a skinny wank stain? The mind is boggled.

Makes you sick doesn't it!

 

[pinkgirl21]

Because he’s constantly shitting through the eye of a needle ma lovely

Oh a huv the giggles. Better watch a don’t piss on Danyelles #gifted #ad couch

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

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Ma lovelies, I have some questions

1) is that a tomato in the middle?
2) why are the mushrooms anaemic?
3) are they eating bent over the kitchen counter since placemats are there?

The placemats are oot to protect the falbon whilst plating up ma lovelie. Not exactly practical as a kitchen work surface if it's that level of delicate. Shoulda sprung for actual new worktops . Cheapskate!

 

[twilightgarden]

It is just the tube inside that’s scented and not the loo roll itself. No end of the comments to that post on Instagram don’t seem to understand that. “Thrush etc”

Sorry hen I’ll get back in ma ain lane, thought the actual paper was scented.

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Ma lovelies, I have some questions

1) is that a tomato in the middle?
2) why are the mushrooms anaemic?
3) are they eating bent over the kitchen counter since placemats are there?

Never have I seen such a revolting looking fry up!
The mushrooms! The “tomatoes” that look like an internal organ! The half arsed toast! The slicey with some bespoke IBS on top!
Naw.

Poor, poor Derek. Not only having to eat that abomination but also suffer Marion’s bespoke IBS. #FreeDerek

I predict a bedsheet change the morra lovelies!

 

[Anti-influencer]

Crabbit!!

 

[Cagayu]

Sorry hen I’ll get back in ma ain lane, thought the actual paper was scented.


Never have I seen such a revolting looking fry up!
The mushrooms! The “tomatoes” that look like an internal organ! The half arsed toast! The slicey with some bespoke IBS on top!
Naw.

Poor, poor Derek. Not only having to eat that abomination but also suffer Marion’s bespoke IBS. #FreeDerek

I predict a bedsheet change the morra lovelies!

Sorry if I sounded snappy. I blame Sallie axl

 

[Doodlebug71]

Hes trolling us wae them shitake mushrooms ma luvlees

 

[twilightgarden]

Sorry if I sounded snappy. I blame Sallie axl

It’s ok hen. I’ve got a thick skin! The comments don’t bother me! I‘M ABZALOOTLY FINE! So aye and so forth. Mwah mwah

 

[Poptart]

His latest story is just "I've shown you my media wall and free tit now I've nothing else to tell yas. So aye"

 

[Sloppys]

How many times ma lovelies does he say he isn’t gonna force himself onto the gram? At least once a week

That TV looks even worse with the led’s - I know it’s too small for the hole but at the very least have it in the centre of it. I couldn’t sit in front of that.

 

[Giselle]

How many times ma lovelies does he say he isn’t gonna force himself onto the gram? At least once a week

That TV looks even worse with the led’s - I know it’s too small for the hole but at the very least have it in the centre of it. I couldn’t sit in front of that.

Bet it’s not the only thing too small for the hole.

 

[Very Cherry]

He’s got something else to look forward to now! This will top the trip to the hotel round the corner ...View attachment 589838

I suspect Marion’s bespoke bowels will put their “stops the pong” claim to the test...

Oh ma lovelie, i think they would give Marion a new bespoke complaint, especially with his highly sensitive skin......an itchy arsehole.

 

[PeachesLove]

Hahahahahahha his new tv and media wall look so tit

 

[twilightgarden]

His latest story is just "I've shown you my media wall and free tit now I've nothing else to tell yas. So aye"

I think he’s in the huff he didn’t get as much love over his shitey living room reveal as he thought he would. And the new TV looks like a total joke rattling in the media wall hole with the crap LEDs

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

New thread title. I’m fine! Stay out ma path