I wonder whit horror movie Mario was watching. Probably a wee film about someone working a full 40 hour week
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It’s like you’ve the gift of clairvoyance ma loveliee, this is exactly how the day will pan out. I can see it now!Ohhhhh I’ve had a right wee chuckle this morning at the comments about Moira’s birthday extravaganza. This is my prediction:
• treated to hunners of birthday story reposts from his minions
• a boomerang of him dancing with a balloon with his age on it
• a selfie of Deek and Melv on the train on their amazing adventure (ten mins oan the train from Paisley to central) into the big city
• a video tour of their boujee Dakota bedroom which will no doubt prompt some kind of “redecoratoring” jurney
• a picture of a pizza and pasta dinner from a shite Italian (a share bowl of chips off to the side of the shot)
• a boomerang of either gin or Prosecco
• ten o clock he’s back to the room greetin coz his shoes have hurt his feet and he’s past his bedtime
• “Night night ma lovelies thanks for all your messages in ma outbox, there’s pure thoosans”
Then the following morning we will get 40 mins worth of dots with a fabricated story about how a fan accosted him and then another one about how he flashed his button mushroom to the maid and he’s absolootely mortified! *holds onto big ass nose while fake cry laughing*
N that’s it. Canny wait.
It’s terrifying ma lovelie. It’s called The Rent Collector and the main character needs to work a 40 hour week, pay fuhl rent and the small business gifted items stop!
There’s a cliffhanger at the end when the tax man shows up...
I think if he says it enough times he makes himself believe that his “showroom” style living room whilst he dons his manky hoosecoat is cosy.WHY IS HE OBSESSED WITH BEING ‘COSY’. Ffs he says it every.single.day
The sequel is called The Hole
It’s terrifying ma lovelie. It’s called The Rent Collector and the main character needs to work a 40 hour week, pay fuhl rent and the small business gifted items stop!
There’s a cliffhanger at the end when the tax man shows up...
The HoleThe sequel is called The Hole!!! A mysterious hole appears in a Paisley bedsit, swallow tvs and makes them turn blue.
All 3 bloody sofas dont you mean?!
I think I've seen it ma lovelie! There is a harrowing scene in DFS when the main character is required to pay for their sofa in full.I can imagine Mario clutching his hoosecoat in shock and disbelief!
It's terrifying ma lovelie, look!The Holedoesn’t sound as scary as I thot it was going to be
Now ma lovelie, youse have got to get a wee cleaning joab there, so youse can rummage through his suitcase and check the sheets for ibs.Knowing Marion he will have booked Dakota at Eurocentral and not in Glasgow City because we know he’s unable to do anything right.
Oh a cannae wait until August ma lovelies. A think al start a countdown oan the app oan ma phone.
Av now got between noo and August to securea wee weekend receptionist joab at the Dakota.
Wtf?! Why do you need scented toilet paper?! Bet it’ll be wrecking the arses of the insta sheep.He’s got something else to look forward to now! This will top the trip to the hotel round the corner ...View attachment 589838
I suspect Marion’s bespoke bowels will put their “stops the pong” claim to the test...
It is just the tube inside that’s scented and not the loo roll itself. No end of the comments to that post on Instagram don’t seem to understand that. “Thrush etc”He’s got something else to look forward to now! This will top the trip to the hotel round the corner ...View attachment 589838
I suspect Marion’s bespoke bowels will put their “stops the pong” claim to the test...
Tinned tomatoes and tinned mushrooms... Wtf is that amount of pepper though.View attachment 590087
Ma lovelies, I have some questions
1) is that a tomato in the middle?
2) why are the mushrooms anaemic?
3) are they eating bent over the kitchen counter since placemats are there?
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