Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation

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Lady Bug

menopausalmargrit said:
Genuine question, do you think Marion has ever had sex? He’s probably a “pull ma goonie doon when yer finished” kinda lassie
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What did us Tattler's ever do to you?!I wouldn't say he's mad about a bit if hanky panky. I do have a lot of unanswered questions in my head about him n Deek though.
 
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ChubClubThug

The closest Marion gets to sex is polishing his old boy with pledge, then spraying it with febreeze
 
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maggiedoot

I couldn't look at that telly space now like that. i'd either have to get a telly that fits or get the front plywood panel on the fake brace redone.
 
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Cady1954

Hinchymania said:
Is there a reason it says blister?
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I think its supposed to be 'Skin and blister' cockney rhyming slang for sister. Unless of course wee marion just thinks shes a pus filled spot
Babybail93 said:
The new tv is too small for the bespoke hole
It needs lifting up a bit as well. The gap at the top is too big compared to the bottom
Always something with oor Marion! Never quiet gets it right does he?
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Bigger telly incoming guyzzz!
 
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Sloppys

Cady1954 said:
I think its supposed to be 'Skin and blister' cockney rhyming slang for sister. Unless of course wee marion just thinks shes a pus filled spot

Bigger telly incoming guyzzz!
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Oh no ma lovelies a tv journey
 
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Couldlifeeverbesaneagain


I'd never seen the Marion bit before. This has had me howling ma lovelies xx
 

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menopausalmargrit

Sex aside, I cannae wait to see his outfit the day ma lovelies. A can awready tell it’s gonnae give us hunners a content.
 
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Runforestrun

What’s with those teeny tiny baby steps this morning??
Also, 2 hours overtime? Do we think he only works 2 hours per day normally then? Why is he so tired???
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Runforestrun said:
What’s with those teeny tiny baby steps this morning??
Also, 2 hours overtime? Do we think he only works 2 hours per day normally then? Why is he so tired???
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It's like he only walks from the knees down, like a geisha

Don't know why I've not clocked it before now, but see the bit between the telly and the fire? Smashed-in letterbox anybody?
 
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Dawn Dayn

The new bespoke media hole is making me howl. The TV is at a slight angle, which is highlighted by the leds. Definite migraine trigger. On his story yesterday, the first seconds of him walking through the door, the badly painted and filled frame, and blobs of paint on the door handle.
*chefs kiss*
 
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I wud like sum tea

I’m ruff as fuk today so thought I wud pop on too see whits been happening oh my days between the wonky tele n the thought of marion shagging something am deed!!! This thread is the best I’ve said it before but it really is the mutts nutts!!!!
 
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menopausalmargrit

Dont get too ahead of yerself hen, I doubt oor Marion is a top.

Hope your hangover isn’t too bad, mine was horrendous yesterday and I had to work an 8 hour shift.
 
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DollyTheLamb

My ocd is through the roof looking at that abomination of a media wall now how the fuck could he not get a tele that fits.
And the led lighting is hideous

The thought of Margos button mushroom juice is giving me the heavy boak this morning
Thanks for planting that image
 
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Sloppys

sorry he was moaning last week he had a 6 day week at work. If he’s doing today as overtime he has chosen to work 6 days. Pisses me off at work when people pick up ot and then complain about how much they are working
 
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Dawn Dayn

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THEIR SEXYTIME.

*thinks non stop about Derek and Mario at it*
Shut up brain, ffs.
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

2 hours overtime omg. Ages ago he said he would have loved to have been a midwife..... He wouldn't be able to hack that! Picking up a wee extra shift as a midwife is 13 hours on top of your other 3x13 hour shifts 2 hours is my commute time each day. Get a grip monzolina!
 
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