I don't think I've seen a plate of food that's raw and burnt, before. Looks awful.Raw sausage, raw bacon, burnt bread, a pat of dog tit and a glass of piss. Yummy
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Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’
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and you have the privilege of having to eat it outside in the rain/cold.Raw sausage, raw bacon, burnt bread, a pat of dog tit and a glass of piss. Yummy
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No way Jose.
Surely the lost watch can only be in the tat cave or the Polis station in his mop bucket? He doesn’t go anywhere else? If it took you a week to notice you’ve lost your watch, you don’t need a watch Marion.
Ahm buckled wae this thread ma lovelies. I’m belted in ma ain laine for the journee next week. It’s off tae a belter of a start
Ahm buckled wae this thread ma lovelies. I’m belted in ma ain laine for the journee next week. It’s off tae a belter of a start
The poor Apple Watch is probably in one of these boxes!
Or tossed out with his green bathroom decor. Or donated to the charity shop with the bags and bags he gave away before his wee Primark haul. Is this why he got the date so wrong for his decoratoring jurnee, because he cannae find his bespoke watch!
What a week!!
Oh Marion, karmer is a witch hen and she’s fair chanting you on fae the rooftops!
I'm amazed he can find wee Derek..
Yessssssssss exactly what I was thinking of
What a treat Maz and this thread are! Giving me a boujee laugh on a Friday hens
mwahIts been cut in, cut out, olaplexed, booted doon the close, and hung back on the walls ma lovelieThat cutting indid he pay for people to do the decorating last time? I’d want my money back. Swerved right oot of my aine laine here, but it needs saying
He’s FOON IT. HE’S FOON IT. EVERYTHING’S ABSALUUUTLY FINE. HE’S FOON IT.
What exactly did he expect Apple to do? He lost it through his own fault... get back in yer ain lane hen
Well that's us having to sharply break and wheelspin back intae ooor ain laines lovelieslies 
Hahahahaha.
Faith is restored. Hallelujah.
Faith is restored. Hallelujah.
Oh ma lovlies I've clicked who oor Mario's brother is 
Now we know where Rayn likes to take a pissThis?
Wtf why does he “hate” his life, he found the watch. Stupid wee scrote. They wrinkles on the side of his head are getting deeper and deeper
Foooon it. Foooon it. WTAF is “Foooon it”. I do agree tho .. he does look like shite ... no change there thenHow do you lose your watch and not realise for a week?!?!
Seriously, how?!!!!
This still makes me piss my pants.
Is this what youse were looking for ma lovelie?
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