Or has he done the light grey paint 2/3 way up the wall and then white? Like picture rail height?Ho it’s up, and even more tit looking in its full glory! How high has he put it? It’s nearly at the ceiling
Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’
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I have came over to all a your laines, just fur this foto. WTF!!!! This is the most hideous thing I’ve seen in his boujeee hoose. Who the duck his interior for this hoose?? STEVIE WONDER?Ho it’s up, and even more tit looking in its full glory! How high has he put it? It’s nearly at the ceiling
I'm going tae have ta pull a sickie tomorrow ma lovelies. How am I meant ta work when Marion is unveiling his boujee new scheme? 
This thread is going to be pure bespoke laughs and I cannae wait!
This thread is going to be pure bespoke laughs and I cannae wait!
“Bespoke” curtains!!! Is that not like made to measure ones online? Mine were fab! But then I probably measured them correctly!! Swerving excitedly into ma ain lain!!!!
Awww bless him. Just when everyone else is going Egyptian Cotton tooHell be going for black and white. And grey. And beige. With lovely new sofas and a tapas table even bigger than the last one. Black is a good choice if you've got a cat.Hairs everywhere but his head
I maybe wrong but here he is basically complaining that his followers are interested to see what he has had done? Does he not realise that is the whole point? If it wasn’t for people being interested then he might as well give up? He is so thick I can barely tolerate him on this dayn of dawn
Hope yous are setting your alarms 5AM pronto the morra ma luvlies on the new day of dawn for tomorrow’s bespoke reveal, get yer hoosecoats and joos ready for the new fireplace and panelling journee.
Oh ma lovelies, Marions big reveal and oor Nicola telling us if we are moving to level two aw in the wan day! A don’t know whether al be able to take it aw!!!
Doubt I'll sleep tbh. It's like Christmas Eve ma lovelie!
Oh weee boujeee arse will be hinking he’s Laurence Llewyn Bowen. Living room will be like a window display in TJ Hughes for sure. (Love TJ Hughes) Here is my guesses of what he’s done.
*Media Wall with a 21inch tv and 4inch fire
*Panelling at either side of media wall or behind couch.
*the colour scheme is black or navy with shades of cream.
*a chandelier he can hing his hoosecoat on
*a new ashtray for Deek (for his herbal fags)
so that’s what I am thinking plus he has that rancid foto from his Actor brother. Buzzing for the grand reveal........it’s like watching coooooncil estate changing rooms. (Was brought up in a coooncil flat)
*Media Wall with a 21inch tv and 4inch fire
*Panelling at either side of media wall or behind couch.
*the colour scheme is black or navy with shades of cream.
*a chandelier he can hing his hoosecoat on
*a new ashtray for Deek (for his herbal fags)
so that’s what I am thinking
plus he has that rancid foto from his Actor brother. Buzzing for the grand reveal........it’s like watching coooooncil estate changing rooms. (Was brought up in a coooncil flat)
Awe we need the morrow is for oor Soph to hae her wain an it’ll be the BEST day ever ma luvlies
It’s like this was written by Mario’s ex. Nae debates!
What in the name is that?!Ho it’s up, and even more tit looking in its full glory! How high has he put it? It’s nearly at the ceiling
That is truly..... bespoke! My favourite part is the rip / dent at the bottom left. So aye.Ho it’s up, and even more tit looking in its full glory! How high has he put it? It’s nearly at the ceiling
It’s go gunna happen Ma luvlies
I’m shocked at how many of you are coming out your own lains ma lovelies. Do you know our Marion has 1000s of messages in both inbox and outbox wanting to see his bespoke make over. Now na debates ma lovelies in to ya own lains ya go mwah 
What a bleeping monstrosity!
They are all bleeping illiterate these influencers! If we were to send emails in the workplace with spelling errors like this lot we would be on a written warning!
Its getting quite dangerous nowI’m shocked at how many of you are coming out your own lains ma lovelies. Do you know our Marion has 1000s of messages in both inbox and outbox wanting to see his bespoke make over. Now na debates ma lovelies in to ya own lains ya go mwah
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How long does it take to paint 3 walls, put some mdf strips on a wall that s 12ft long at best and paint it?
Thats a days work for most decorators.
Why couldn't Mario and Derek do it themselves? You can get the wood strips pre mitred at b&q ffs. They cut it all while you wait.
Thats a days work for most decorators.
Why couldn't Mario and Derek do it themselves? You can get the wood strips pre mitred at b&q ffs. They cut it all while you wait.
Whoa ma lovelie, you’ve came right oot yer ain lane there suggesting that Marion and wee Deek have any ounce of common sense to be able to 1. Know that it’s only Bespoke cut MDF that they need and 2. Have any kind of ability to measure this, after all wee deek will more than likely be oot his nut on the green stuff and Marion cannae even measure the windae to get the right size curtains.
There’s also the issue that neither one of the two fully grown men have the ability to drive to pick it up.
So aye, nae debates, they’re just too stupid to do it themselves. Tattie hearts
Actually pissing maself laughing at this reply!!! Boujeeee Queen. As ye wurWhoa ma lovelie, you’ve came right oot yer ain lane there suggesting that Marion and wee Deek have any ounce of common sense to be able to 1. Know that it’s only Bespoke cut MDF that they need and 2. Have any kind of ability to measure this, after all wee deek will more than likely be oot his nut on the green stuff and Marion cannae even measure the windae to get the right size curtains.
There’s also the issue that neither one of the two fully grown men have the ability to drive to pick it up.
So aye, nae debates, they’re just too stupid to do it themselves. Tattie hearts
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