And its not even bespoke, cos it's a copy of the one hanging in the blisters care home. Couldnae see green cheese go by him.Right, that canvas is absolutely HONKING why would you insist on putting that on the wall! No disrespect to the artist who made it but Jeezo ma lovelies...no in ma hoose!!
I don’t think we actually know if he was in the army or just cadets. There are a couple of photos of him in camouflage and he obviously supports the army going by his facebook but no proof he actually served in a regiment as far as I rememberAre you sure he wasn’t dressed up to go out at Halloween ma lovlie? I just can’t imagine a tiny wee munchkin like him in the army.
Despite shopping like a lunatic in Primark and his Shein loungewear waaaaaaafle haul, he still keeps wearing that goddam pink t-shirt. Put it in the bin Melv (then jump in yoursel, ta)Wasn’t he just in Primark like one or two days ago?! What’s he doing back there todaystupid turnip and his spending addiction is out of control.
This is genius!! Absolutely brilliant
I still cannot get over this hair. The Dyson hair dryer, the straighteners (!) and the opalex
What canvas do you speak of ma lovelie??And its not even bespoke, cos it's a copy of the one hanging in the blisters care home. Couldnae see green cheese go by him.
Mornin ma luvlees how ur ye aw....the cooncil has been roon tae collect fuhl rent and moira had a council haircut at same time then moira has finished it aff wae his protractor giving that bespoke finish ...back intae ma ain lain on this new day of dawn...so aye mwah mwah
"Stoap banging on that storage container Derek, I've telt ye, ye're no getting oot till the decoratin is finished!"
Thank you it was definitely worth the wait ..not only is it bespoke it’s bloody hideous it matches his polly pocket bed sit perfectlyIt look like a GCSE art project. Apparently it’s the designs of the costumes his brother has worn as pantomime dame!
Poor KennyThank you it was definitely worth the wait ..not only is it bespoke it’s bloody hideous it matches his polly pocket bed sit perfectly
So Marion has supported Paisley's version of the Savoy Centre and its wee car boot sale style adidboktek selling vendors. He's quite the samaritan is oor Marion, pretty sure he was a diciple as well, broke a loaf of pan bread wae his acquaintence Jesus and his pals did oor Marion, sure he's got a story highlight promoting his wee pals book. . the beebul. . or Bible he calls it, sumthin along those lines, 10% aff the Messiah's range wae Marion's wee code
I judge Derek for being able to find Mario attractive when he wears an old woman's hoosecoat.
Can we STOP talking about the button mushroom. Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey FFS.His teeth are on the way outhe’s constantly swallowing and trying to sook them in. “Sponge clossshhh, cannae beat em”
I hope we don’t get a selfie or god forbid a video of the button mushroom in his new super skinny jeans
You mean ta tell us that the image of Maz seductively stepping oot that hoosecoat does not stir your loins ma lovelie? When the empty hula hoop packets are cleared off the bed awe Deek knows he is in fae a treat!I judge Derek for being able to find Mario attractive when he wears an old woman's hoosecoat.
The thought of that makes my loins deed ma lovelie. DEED.You mean ta tell us that the image of Maz seductively stepping oot that hoosecoat does not stir your loins ma lovelie? When the empty hula hoop packets are cleared off the bed awe Deek knows he is in fae a treat!
The one with the pantomime dames costume sketches on it that is super sentimental cos they're his brothers panto outfits - he's an actor case you didn't know, he acts and produces in the theatre n acts in the arts n that (!) - and as soon as he saw it hanging at his sister's house he had to have one too, so his brother, who's an actor, commissioned the doop from the costume designer so wee Melv's blister doesn't have something unique anymore.What canvas do you speak of ma lovelie??
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