Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’

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Runforestrun

Hope I’ve done this properly, first time creating a thread lads!

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Carry on being legends everyone!
 
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laynelo_

Aw my first thread title, thank you ma luvlies, parking ma arse in ma aine lain for the new thread, sitting way ma criss n joos, just in time for the long weekend. Mwah Mwah
 
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Be More Pacific

Runforestrun said:
Hope I’ve done this properly, first time creating a thread lads!

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Carry on being legends everyone!
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You just need to ask the mods to close the old thread by hitting report on the last post - I've done it now but just for future reference ma lovelie
 
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Babybail93

A new boujee, bespoke thread just in time for the decorarating jurneh on this new day of dawn. Swerving right ooot ma laine now I’m so excited!
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

When he says his furniture is in storage he probably means in his wee lock up that they sometimes have in those types of flats. But obvs he has to make out its far more extravagant than that like his regular holidays abroad to Blackpool
 
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Runforestrun

Well all I can say is next week can’t come fast enough for me loveliees, I cannee wait to see the decoring journee an nee mistakes. So aye and so forth
 
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Laura VanderBooben

Marking ma place too ma lovelies,in the colour pig in lipstick and the scent ibs through the flairboards aye and so forth mwah x x . Tattie hearts to youse all,now back in yer ain lane hens and smell the wealth on this new dawn of day. That's if you don't get the days wrong like or wee thick as chicken shite Turnip head.



 
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Curtaintwitcher45

TheNiceBeardMan said:
When he says his furniture is in storage he probably means in his wee lock up that they sometimes have in those types of flats. But obvs he has to make out its far more extravagant than that like his regular holidays abroad to Blackpool
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Excuse you ma lovelie! But you’re wrong on this occasion! All furniture is being stored accordingly in the swankiest storage in Paisley! Which might I add is only used by those who are super successful, debt free high flyers! I’ll have you know those sofas are paying full rent! Karmer on your arse! Liar! Jealous! Keyboard warrior! Troll!
 

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Be More Pacific

Fuck's sake - literally howling at this whole post

That picture
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

Nearly snorted ma jooosss ooot ma massive honking dick nose ma lovelielelie
 
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twilightgarden

Hi ma lovelies, I’m so chuffed with this new thread. Already HOWLING at the boujee, bespoke storage photo tears running doon ma face and clutching ma beak. Veering out of ma lane as I’m buckled and can’t see for tears of laughter.

Tattie hearts for all mwah mwah
 
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Be More Pacific

In pure full glory ma lovelies!

 
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Kaydeelaydee

And that's why there isn't a thread on tattle can touch this one for laughs.

You win EVERYTHING with this ma lovelie .
 
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notanothergrammer

Be More Pacific said:
In pure full glory ma lovelies!

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Am just gonnae swerve right oot ma wee lane and ask when Sean is comin wi team brandori for storage wars so I can bid the last of ma wee giro on whatevers under Saint marions tarpaulin 28 burners to flog down the barrowlands ma lovelies where you'll see the patron Saint of paisley frequent for his Channel & Adidiboktek trainers and deeks blow, so aye joos wonderin ma luvlie
 
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