Raw sausage, raw bacon, burnt bread, a pat of dog tit and a glass of piss. Yummy 
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Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent โmoney well spentโ
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Anything is better than the shite he serves up, nae wonder he has to change his bedding so often. Probably sharts all through the night!Raw sausage, raw bacon, burnt bread, a pat of dog tit and a glass of piss. Yummy
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I know itโs only on page two but this should be the next thread title.
Aw ma luvlies I really hope it is panelling in the living room otherwise the title makes me look like a right tit
I searched for this yesterday, both on here and on GIPHY! It was one of Kikiโs classics but I canโt find it
Iโm swerving out of my lane and going off topic here but imagine if Mario turned out to be a legit parody account? I thought about this and laughed at the idea.
If Marion came out as a parody account Iโd send him a bouquet a flowers with a thank you note attached to it saying โthanks for all the laughs, love from tattle mwah mwahI searched for this yesterday, both on here and on GIPHY! It was one of Kikiโs classics but I canโt find it
Iโm swerving out of my lane and going off topic here but imagine if Mario turned out to be a legit parody account? I thought about this and laughed at the idea.
โAnyway, Iโd be impressed if he was a parody account, keeping up a character like Marion for that long must be exhausting.
Iโm not sure if I would be delighted or disappointed!If Marion came out as a parody account Iโd send him a bouquet a flowers with a thank you note attached to it saying โthanks for all the laughs, love from tattle mwah mwah
Anyway, Iโd be impressed if he was a parody account, keeping up a character like Marion for that long must be exhausting.
Noo I ain't no Mrs Hinch but limescale isn't a particular problem in the West Coast, isn't it my luvlies? 
Lived on the West Coast all my life and never had to use a limescale removerNoo I ain't no Mrs Hinch but limescale isn't a particular problem in the West Coast, isn't it my luvlies?
Maybe itโs just me but I think in Scotland generally there isnโt a limescale problem as the water isnโt hard. What a numpty.
Ditto. I did buy this when I moved into my own flat in my early 20s. Think it got binned as I quickly found out we don't need itLived on the West Coast all my life and never had to use a limescale remover
Anyway that cackling sound is me swerving back intae my ain lane, my luvlie.
Here ya go ma lovelies I have it savedI searched for this yesterday, both on here and on GIPHY! It was one of Kikiโs classics but I canโt find it
Iโm swerving out of my lane and going off topic here but imagine if Mario turned out to be a legit parody account? I thought about this and laughed at the idea.
now back in ya ain lanehttps://giphy.com/channel/KikiniBamalam
Sorry, but for the deep clean? But heโs always โguttingโ the place out? How much deep cleaning has this muppet really got to do??
Well naw, but having nae hair didnae stop him buying Olaplex.Noo I ain't no Mrs Hinch but limescale isn't a particular problem in the West Coast, isn't it my luvlies?
Kiki and frankensooze
Aye ma lovelies, supporting all they small businesses like B&M mwah mwah xxHere ya go ma lovelies I have it saved
https://giphy.com/channel/KikiniBamalam
Where did they go?Kiki and frankensooze
Iโm not even sure but this tattle troll misses them both
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