My god
I don’t think Derek is well cultured, because if he was, he would definitely up his standards and Marions sloppy processes shite wouldn’t be the way to his heart.
sitting there in his £3 bleeping hoosecoat slagging off someone else’s trainers. Size of that bleeping nose! Even with a nose minimising filter on it’s still honking out!
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Wtf is up with his crusty lips, even that stupid filter he uses doesn't improve the look of them
He's packing on weight too, which shows how little actual work he does. He's got a nannas part time joab.
I think he just can't read the writing
wee mario needing his glasses on
bleeping idiot! And aye.... the straight jacket is back, ma lovelies! 
I want to see how badly he's burnt it. Cmon mario get the lasagna of shame on your storiesHere is another throw back of Mazza in his skin tight jogging suit
He's trying to dance like George Michael....*Note l said trying*
classy and tasteful hint of peen there.Poor Derek getting burnt offerings from crispy arse himself
I remember the hooker shoes. Disgraceful embarrassing hideous and edging on bleepWhat has my life become? I don’t a little excited giggle when I realised he was going to treat us to a pump of the mop bucket
I wonder if he bought his Mum some more hooker shoes for Mother’s Day?
well as they say like mother, like daughter
