spot on! The perfect way to describe oor MarionI’ve never known someone so pathetic with such delusions of grandeur
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So he does his usual and jumps on a social media trend, this time about bleeping pillows 
and then claims he’s crashed the website. What a fanny. His inbox and outbox have been full aw day, busy day for him the wee soul. Noo he’s ordered a chippy - I hope it’s the kids popcorn chicken meal with spicy salt sprinkled on top. His diet is horrific. And his lips are looking dry as duck, even with that creepy filter on. All those overpriced lip balms are working wonders I can see
and then claims he’s crashed the website. What a fanny. His inbox and outbox have been full aw day, busy day for him the wee soul. Noo he’s ordered a chippy - I hope it’s the kids popcorn chicken meal with spicy salt sprinkled on top. His diet is horrific. And his lips are looking dry as duck, even with that creepy filter on. All those overpriced lip balms are working wonders I can see Oh the irony... his flat is a toxic chemical bomb waiting to go off.I can’t imagine anyone being too pleased about this happening to their home Hen
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What is this on the sofa... Looks minging.
It’s the effect of the bespoke, plush material ma lovelie........ or a jizz stain
It's Derek's home, you cretin, so if that happened, it would probably be down to your 2178 wax melts and candles, so he'd be rehoused and would hopefully leave you on the streets where you belong!I can’t imagine anyone being too pleased about this happening to their home Hen
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Hope they've got insurance, although total value of contents is £2.75pIt's Derek's home, you cretin, so if that happened, it would probably be down to your 2178 wax melts and candles, so he'd be rehoused and would hopefully leave you on the streets where you belong!
The dots........I was trying to lip read, gave it up and 30 taps later he was still on about the chuffing intercom82 stories about painting a bleeping intercom. The way he speaksriddle me this!!
Karmar on your arse ma lovelie cos as we aw know, Mildred has spent approx £5k on wax melts in the last 3 years alone. So aye.
Do you think they are taking the p**s 
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I have followed him for years and not once have I heard or seen him stay at the premier inn so how would he know what the pillows are like
Premier inn pillowsOor wee famous Marion made the premier inn website crash
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I cant stop laughing. I have experienced them in the premier inn and they were shite ma lovelies 
so hes painted that phone - but its still drying...but has put the phone back on the hook....so wont the phone part stick to the holder bit 
It's basically a bonfire, and he's the guy on top.
Watching his boy wonder highlight, the Jo Malone one, what a nasty wee bastard he is.
Poor Derek.
Poor Derek.
Very good point. The hotel for the Avamay party wasnt at a premier inn. Ooh maybe when he went to blackpool? I just get a new hobby, knowing where he's stayed is too much.
I'm not even correcting the typos. duck everything.Very good point. The hotel for the Avamay party wasnt at a premier inn. Ooh maybe when he went to blackpool? I just get a new hobby, knowing where he's stayed is too much.
I reckon he's only pushing the cat love thing so he can justify wee Derek getting him a mother's day gift from Rayn
Nae need to correct typos around here ma lovelie, we’re aww experts at deciphering whatever language it is Marion is fluent in, bleeping hell if it was during war times we could have aw had a joab that’s jist a joab at Bletchley Park after reading his pish aw day!Very good point. The hotel for the Avamay party wasnt at a premier inn. Ooh maybe when he went to blackpool? I just get a new hobby, knowing where he's stayed is too much.
I'm not even correcting the typos. duck everything.
If it hadn’t been to for covid preventing me leave my cooncil area, I would have skidded up to Melvs and buzzed his buzzer (matron!) this morning so he had to answer it whilst the paint was still wet, when he answered I would have shouted “a parcel from Mrs Hinch” and then I would have run away laughing. Your ring doorbell wouldn’t have saved you then Melv, would it? - naw!!
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