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In the name of the wee man wtf is that toastie
Has he actually toasted a mortons roll
Anyway ma lovelies practice makes ok so il get there
Has he actually toasted a mortons rollAnyway ma lovelies practice makes ok so il get there
hey now... that's too far. Stay in yer ain lane!!!Do you mean barm?
While Melvins busy wondering what the mystery parcel is, I'm busy wondering how many time it's been drop-kicked by the Herms driver 
State of that box
State of that box
While Melvins busy wondering what the mystery parcel is, I'm busy wondering how many time it's been drop-kicked by the Herms driver
State of that box
right, cmon, which one of βyouseβ is the Hermes driver? 
His Kerry Katonas eyes must be really bad these days because that spag bol and toastie are quite possibly the worst things Iβve seen. Iβd rather have a tin of my dugs pedigree chum.
His clothes dryer photo bombs most of his living room photos. I look out for it to see if he's left any skid marks kegs outs. I've also been known to do screen grabs and zoom in. I have no shameOK....so he loves to leave a washing to air dry....why has he moaned for months about his tumble dryer not working?!he actually hurts my head
MarigoldWhy the duck tho if you were seriously considering moving out and getting a mortgage..... I smell shite marigold
He hasn't got a clue my lovelies. Why does everything he cooks look like a sloppy undercooked ibs moment waiting to happen?
Stay in youse ain lane Marigold
Let us all appreciate how far the gremlin has come , when's the botox due Mario
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Surely you mean tea cake?Do you mean barm?
Iβve never heard it called a tea cake before, Iβm northern so itβs always been a barmSurely you mean tea cake?
Gads! Heβs not bonny, thatβs for sure. #FreeDerekMarigold
He hasn't got a clue my lovelies. Why does everything he cooks look like a sloppy undercooked ibs moment waiting to happen?
Stay in youse ain lane Marigold
Let us all appreciate how far the gremlin has come , when's the botox due Mario
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Da duck is that?!
He looks like Spud out of Trainspotting in this pic. That is the skin of a man that hasnβt seen a vegetable in yearsMarigold
He hasn't got a clue my lovelies. Why does everything he cooks look like a sloppy undercooked ibs moment waiting to happen?
Stay in youse ain lane Marigold
Let us all appreciate how far the gremlin has come , when's the botox due Mario
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That housecoat needs a thread of its own. That and the kettle and toaster bamboo coasters placed on the very brink of the worktopsMarigold
He hasn't got a clue my lovelies. Why does everything he cooks look like a sloppy undercooked ibs moment waiting to happen?
Stay in youse ain lane Marigold
Let us all appreciate how far the gremlin has come , when's the botox due Mario
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Apart from in a mirror...
How will Marzipans queen Grinch feel when she spots his βtap to tidyβ button is her frenemie Staceys?
Marion you big Slut
Marion you big Slut
I just had a google too (gotta love google for nosing!) It's basically a street full of those blocks of flats?we would call those maisonettes in Dublin and a lot knocked down and replaced near me in the last few years. Lovely new apartments. Derek n Marlon could get very lucky! But why on earth does he continue to throw money at it when it's going to be levelled??
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