Cleaning With Mario #3

[4tuhju]

Favourites from today:

aromatherapy music
I've got really small feet so my shoes always look dead good

 

[Badaboom]

Erm, how are we all pronouncing Hermes? I always thought it was her-meez? I’ve never heard it pronounced herms? So Martin always checks who the courier is and if it is Hermes, he cancels his order, and yet, here we are Martin, you tool.

 

[Shivers]

Erm, how are we all pronouncing Hermes? I always thought it was her-meez? I’ve never heard it pronounced herms? So Martin always checks who the courier is and if it is Hermes, he cancels his order, and yet, here we are Martin, you tool.

Always cancels if it’s Hermes..except this time

Always buys in store to keep staff in a job..except this time

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Does his sister live in a care home? Looks like where they sit residents fir a sing song

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So he managed to get the REALLY expensive, REALLY gorgeous, NOT cheap trainers in store at JD.

After a quick look on the JD sale they are £40 each pair!

That rant for 80 fucking quid!

Both pairs are fucking rotten, something I’d see my 60 year old Dad wearing!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Does anyone have a clue about how that arrangement works? Do we think Melv gets a commission from the sales of his range or was it just an "honour" for him to be asked to put his name to a scent? She seems to have loads of brand reps but he's the only one she's bestowed that opportunity to.

I suspect that he gets all the wax melts free that he wants. I guess as long as his range is selling and his discount code is being used anyway. When people move on to other cheaper places, as they inevitably will, then maybe the arrangement will end.

I really hope he’s not gone into JD today. The absolute cheek of him. You can moan about JD all ya want you wee fud, your pals wax melts look like a 5 year old designed them. Tempted to order some, hope they come late then be right in his inbox going mad

I hope he's taken a little stepladder with him to see over the counter while he gets into his redfaced, ranty stride. The stumpy fuck

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He's still buzzing about his wild night out. Seriously, the way he is going on about it you would have thought he was snorting coke off Johnny Depp's arse cheeks whilst Lady Gaga played live to him and his entourage of celeb mates (including Kate Moss natch) at the Chateau Marmont and it's now being reported in the sidebar of shame.

Did we miss something?

 

[#gifted Beggy]

Yeah Saint Mario we are all jealous of your life . I wish I was living in a tiny one bed flat ,going bald and worrying about my sales assistant job . I really am jealous of the free wax melts and sponges in different colours . What a diddy he is .

 

[BananaClub]

He just said hes got so much clothes he’s had to ...FLATPACK them ...wtf ...he tries so hard to articulate that he always ends up sounding and looking like a complete d**k ..Marty boy If you have so much clothes why do you always end up wearing your papas jumpers or your nephews white tracksuit

 

[Jo-Min99]

I do not want to appear big headed or arrogant at all, my husband works hard to give us nice things, but nothing he has shown is real it’s all counterfeit. Gucci do not make either of those trainers or wallet. They do a purse similar to the wallet. The boxes are also fake as they come. The writing is it bold to be a genuine Gucci box. The scarf Is also 100% counterfeit. It’s embarrassing to post and then to boast, is as fake as his counterfeit goods.

 

[Mrsh2019]

Let’s get messy.... yeah me and two old dears living it large in a travel lodge woop wooop

 

[Raindropsonroses]

he is insufferable!
Half a case of make up; incase the lassies panic and need Super fucking Mario and his Aldi concealer to come to the rescue

 

[JessicaFletcher]

Is it me or is he really an Oompa loompa? View attachment 65564

Didn't realise he was so short! That's why he's always angry he has small man syndrome!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

So people are messaging him to tell him they can't see him? Call me thick but how the fuck does that work? Are they sending him smoke signals or pigeon post?
I think our wee Melvin is chatting shit and just after engagement, the jam strangling fuckpig.

 

[Caramel Swirl]

How have I never read Mario’s thread on here before... I’ve been laughing out loud all night cheers everyone

I notice he’s talking about all the “dust” that the shark picked up from his crapets can someone tell the poor wee lovlie that the dust is actually his carpet fibres sucked up after hanging on for their dear wee lives

 

[Letsmakeinstagramdisappea]

Imagine those strangler/salad fingers coming at your minge at 10cm dilated.
the fucking child would be clawing to get back inside while he wittered on about how he understands how some women shit themselves during childbirth with him having ibs. So relatable!

 

[#gifted Beggy]

Poor Mario all alone in bed feeling sorry for himself .Awww poor diddums is feeling down , because for the next few weeks he will be working night shifts along with Derek and they won’t be together in bed munching crisps and drinking iron bru watching The Polar Express ,Awww my heart bleeds for them .
No thought for all the hospital staff , Police , Army and firemen that do these shifts all year long or the families in the armed forces who don’t see their families for months . Let’s all feel sorry for Mario

 

[4tuhju]

Surely this was someone off here

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Well yes! He is such a tool that it still wouldn't surprise me if he turned out to be a parody account or in the future he is a warning tale told to children about the dangers of Instagram.

I stand by my previous comments that he is a Daft Limmy character that came to life suddenly

 

[Pinchers]

Thread suggestion, “eating in bed, funny shaped head”