Iโll raise you one Mazza 
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I thought thatThe best bit was when he explained the process of putting the tree up and had to explain that he built the tree FIRST then added the organza
Oh thank God you were here Mazda, I was just going to throw all the branches, organza, cable ties and lights into a cluster duck in the middle of the room and hope for the best
A wee pink fairy with his name on it x
I think I might actually start saving his stories when he says things like 'ah don't really like seasonal scents' and send him it one month later when he then posts how much he loves them. Such a fickle wee prick.
Every time someone mentions it it reminds me of Gimme Gimme Gimme when he says 'It puts you in mind of a walnut whip! "
Omg!
I dinnae want ta think iaf Marion's cocktail sausage jumping up and doon! Was Mario not slating cleaners on his page not that long ago though? Now heโs saying itโs his dream job
Just made sure he doesnโt have IBS or that could be a end to his Boujee Christmas
Looking back, Iโm wondering if that nonsensical post was actually him attempting to allude to being a professional cleaner? I canโt remember the specific wording, but as we know Mario is illiterate so finds it hard to communicate basic concepts.
It came across like he was putting it down, but now Iโm not so sure if that was the intention.
Itโs the pink merkin/sporran that I canโt stop looking atI just can't stop\get over this hot mess of a Christmas tree.
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Just noticed he's saved his big pink Christmas reveal to his highlights for our viewing pleasure
Here she is in all her tacky glory, or wee little fairy in the bespoke name Mario. Why the duck would you have your name emblazoned on to a misshapen fairy with matchstick legs?
His whole Christmas reveal has been so deliciously trashy\tacky and bad, I love it!
Here she is in all her tacky glory, or wee little fairy in the bespoke name Mario. Why the duck would you have your name emblazoned on to a misshapen fairy with matchstick legs?
His whole Christmas reveal has been so deliciously trashy\tacky and bad, I love it!
If I had a fairy made with my boyfriend's initial around its neck, he'd either wet himself from laughing or chuck me out of the house!
I reckon he hopes it will become a thing, hunners of lovelies rushing to order one and it being the start of his merch journey 
Evening my lovelies had a busy day cleaning and managed to use all my shark hoovers and steam mops
That fairy is giving me the fear no doubt his inbox is packing from all the wee love you Marion brigade telling him how shamazing it is
That fairy is giving me the fear no doubt his inbox is packing from all the wee love you Marion brigade telling him how shamazing it is
I was wondering if he was maybe a self employed cleaner and had to have his own cleaning stuff hence buying another hoover. But then I remembered he canโt drive. The thought of him taking is shark hoover on the bus his too funny.Evening my lovelies had a busy day cleaning and managed to use all my shark hoovers and steam mops
That fairy is giving me the fear no doubt his inbox is packing from all the wee love you Marion brigade telling him how shamazing it is
It is almost identical to Mario accept the fairy has more hair.
Flapping around like a loose piece of skinOmg!
Maybe he has a handy bespoke carry case, all covered in diamonds!I was wondering if he was maybe a self employed cleaner and had to have his own cleaning stuff hence buying another hoover. But then I remembered he canโt drive. The thought of him taking is shark hoover on the bus his too funny.
It is almost identical to Mario accept the fairy has more hair.
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