Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

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Cagayu

“Homemade curry” adding water to a Mayfair curry powder doesn’t count as homemade you twat
 
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Noseyrosie62

Omg he posted a pic of bro and he says he doesn’t read here

love you Mario you stay in that bespoke lane of yours ok huneeeeeeeeeeeeeey
 
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Kaydeelaydee

The wee arse is threatening his reveal tonight. Crack on Melvin. I'm pulling a nightshift watching CNN anyway, so yippee-ki-yay asshole. Bring it.
 
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twilightgarden

Kikini Bamalam said:
Let's hope he adds the recipe to his highlights so we can all indulge in this culinary delight
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Wonder how many tablespoons of powder he used.

Remember when he did his Mario master chef and said he’d used 4 tablespoons of the salt and pepper spice mix instead of teaspoons
 
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Mrshinchnot

Gordon Ramsay must be shitting it eh Fucking cats probably grateful it's on the cat food and no eating wee Marion's masterchef dinners
 
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Cagayu

twilightgarden said:
Wonder how many tablespoons of powder he used.

Remember when he did his Mario master chef and said he’d used 4 tablespoons of the salt and pepper spice mix instead of teaspoons
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85g to 1/2 pint of water if I recall correctly
 
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Anti-influencer

Does anyone else think he’s ditched his Christmas tree this year and he will just have the new shark hoover in the corner decorated with lights and tinsel?
 
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Blurp

Is this the time to confess that I've joined the Sharkerati? Lakeland had a slash of their Shark steam mop prices and I had a discount voucher for them as well so got mysel a wee steam mop for ma flairs - aa wid an sivin dugs ben the hoose, an ain o em got the dementia wi poo aawhire.
 
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twilightgarden

Anti-influencer said:
Does anyone else think he’s ditched his Christmas tree this year and he will just have the new shark hoover in the corner decorated with lights and tinsel?
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A shark tree in every room!

Let me know your review of the shark ma lovelie. Doesn’t look much good when Mario uses it but he’s probably not using it properly
 
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allforthegram

Well ma lovelies

I am spectacularly underwhelmed by marions grand unveiling, 5 days to put that together???

way he’s been going on about it I was expecting a rival for selfridges in a boujee bespoke flat.....

nae debates
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Morning lovelies. It's splendiferous in its distinctly average awfulness. Added gonks, as predicted, a window treatment (sorry, too much USA in me at the minute) and an extra tealight or two in his homemade bespoke twig and berry display.

And he claims it's been stressful
 
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Cagayu

Hello my lovelies on the wreath and at the top of the tree. What a fucking narcissist!
 
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