Ma Lovely he would have have received bespoke COVID training to earn the right to use those phrases. No debates stay in ya lane
Ma Lovely he would have have received bespoke COVID training to earn the right to use those phrases. No debates stay in ya lane“A dae aw ma touch-points twice a week, aye so ah dae thum aw the time”
WTFtouch points? I am thinking he is getting the bespoke phrase of “touch-points” fae his new joab. My work have employed more cleaners to come and do extra cleaning of all touch points though-out the day. However, I work in a school where hundreds of kids with manky hands touch said points throughout the day - not in a polly pocket flat with 2 grown men.
So aye, lovin the touch point chat Marion. Another phrase to add to the list
I was just about to type this EXACT thingI know we’ve all said it before ma lovelies but just a reminder he doesn’t like seasonal scents yet just LOVES the mulled wine plug in
I thought the same!! They’ve been busyFrayed cable? Maybe the rats didn't leave after all
Thank god, I never knew where to keep mine. Now all I need is a egg houseLet’s get back into our Mario lane ma lovelies.
In case anyone was wondering where he keeps his sellotape...
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Just why?
Also, he was cleaning the touch points you touch with your hands.... As opposed to the touch points you touch with your knob or something ..
Good to see he cleaned his flaps for the postman“A dae aw ma touch-points twice a week, aye so ah dae thum aw the time”
WTFtouch points? I am thinking he is getting the bespoke phrase of “touch-points” fae his new joab. My work have employed more cleaners to come and do extra cleaning of all touch points though-out the day. However, I work in a school where hundreds of kids with manky hands touch said points throughout the day - not in a polly pocket flat with 2 grown men.
So aye, lovin the touch point chat Marion. Another phrase to add to the list
BelterGood to see he cleaned his flaps for the postman
It’s an essential touch point ma lovelie - nae debates!Good to see he cleaned his flaps for the postman
He’s cracked in the heid that’s what he is. Why do people feel the need to put so much stuff down their toilet. I use two products - cif cream and bleach. And while I’m on one ... all the crumbs down the sofa when he cleans every day??? ... mind blownA hot kettle of water down his loo, he’s asking for a cracked pan
Or maybe it was Rayburn pissed off with all the hooveringFrayed cable? Maybe the rats didn't leave after all
Derek must have some SERIOUS munchies to eat that slopis it a boujee, bespoke, one of a kind and stay in your ain lane recipe passed down through generations of Mcknights? 101 shit ways with stovies.
C'mon Derek stop being nice and man up and tell him his cooking is shite. There's no way anyone could convince me that the hot mess is tasty.
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Probably because you don’t have a wee dolls house for your eggs!!!!On top of the eggs, man why didn’t I think to keep mine there
I mean my god I have a good few typos with predictive text. But that’s beyond a typo the bloody word doesn’t even existI can’t get past ‘terrified to youse it now’ Christ Mario!!!! it’s USE!!!!!! USE USE USE USE!!!! And why the f**k did I just watch him wipe around his flatI need to get a life I really do.
Ma lovely his bespoke ibs has already cracked that pan.A hot kettle of water down his loo, he’s asking for a cracked pan
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