Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[NOID-phal]

I suspect IBS isn’t the issue... I had bum fun once and I couldn’t sit right for a week...

*pats sofa**sit doon and tell us moar ma lovelie.

 

[NOID-phal]

5 days! l thought l was a fanny with making sure things look right, but he's took it to a whole new level.
I mean seriously, the size of his flat!

99.99999% of that five days spent shoving things under the bed, in the attic, and I'm sad to say in Derek's wardrobe.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Just don’t get the whole putting tree up in November it’s way too early imo...u must be fed up looking at it come mid December where’s the fun and enjoyment of it all...

 

[Eat more cake]

I made it through. I feel like I should have been taking notes though, it was information overload without actually giving away much information, just waafel. And he only answered about 3 or 4 questions even though he was sent thousands, so aye.
Basically he didn't like school, girls picked on him. Instagram isn't what he thought it would be, too much pressure and not enough.

 

[NoodlesToodles]

The stovies look bloody awful..... keep the receipt to yersel' marion!

 

[Boosterbabe]

Oh a new thread is it? I'll have you know I was paying fool rent in the last thread, so karma on all yur arses!

That nose ffs more bumps on it than the forth road bridge

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I feel sorry for the idiots making ’stovies’ to Mario’s vile, bespoke recipe.

IBS thru the flairboards for the lot of them! So aye. Karmar on their asses. And a whole lot of shite

Iv picked up dog shits more appetising than his stovies.

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Oi oi, Lads, this is a public service announcement: The glue gun is out. I repeat, THE GLUE GUN IS OUT! This is not a drill

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Don’t forget the world only revolves around Marion

That was hellish! I am sure he only did that to torture us Tattlers!! I skipped over more than I watched.
He’s going but he’s staying right here.
He goes in a tangent instead of off on one.
He loves Insta but he hates it.
The list goes on but i’d have a stroke if I continued!!

Heid’s burstin

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

surely this is a wind up? ! View attachment 293410

Jesus he is so fucking thick It's alllllllll about Melvin and his bespoke shout outs

 

[Noseybonk]

Is this an Argos pen in Marlenes hand? Does he work for Argos?

Hello ma lovelies. I always enjoy the backdrop of the B&M bag on top of his wardrobe.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Last Christmas he did a swipe up for those cable ties. I shit you not people.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Spotted in Asda.... Monzolidinas new job is the reinvention of waffles aka waf fulls

Fanny face trying to boost his bespoke following, if I remember right he was pictured with a kid on his IG and the same pic featured further down but the kid had a different name, am I imagining this ma luvlees?

Yes! He called the child two different names on two separate posts boasting about what an amazing person he is lol

 

[Bestlife@60]

Abracadabra, here’s Ma wee boojie pin cushion centrepiss!
Just a wee sumat I conjured up!!!
Rayn,s gonna love it! Hope she shits in the middle of it

 

[Doodlebug71]

The chair was only moved so he could find a bit of carpet to test the new "hoover" x

Its crapet ma luvlee nae debates oan ma page
Ma page
Ma rules
Ma jurnee so aye

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The fact he plays with his hair at the back of his head Melvin, you do not have hair. Stop pretending like it’s luscious enough to twist your strangler fingers through!

Also, I don’t think anyone at any stage of their life or at any age is “ready to lose their sight”

 

[It’s All Fake]

I can’t get past ‘terrified to youse it now’ Christ Mario!!!! it’s USE!!!!!! USE USE USE USE!!!! And why the f**k did I just watch him wipe around his flat I need to get a life I really do.

 

[Cagayu]

Those were Derek’s carpets he had cleaned I think? Then he got the new ones after that.

Hahahaha they must have done such a good job he wanted new ones

Has anyone asked him what is job is yet?

Some poor innocent follower will ask him about his job and he will block them, assuming they are a tattler

oh shit. I asked him. I’m going to have to make a new account now aren’t I

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

The main thing ma lovelies is that Deek is ALIVE!! was beginning to think Marion had done him over in favour of the new carpet cleaner.

 

[twilightgarden]

In true Mario style, it’s hideous! How much more Christmas shite will he add to it before the big day? Even though he’s completely finished with Christmas shopping and buying nae mair decorations so aye