Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[twilightgarden]

I’m calling bullshit on the #gifted Shark from Deek No one in their right mind spends upwards of £300 on a replacement for something that might not even be broken.

Marion has bought it for himself, nae debates. The first that poor, hapless Deek will hear about it is when he sees the credit card statement.

Had a closer look at the screenshot Mario posted and on the top left it says mail which usually means going back to the last app you had open. If Derek bought it for him, why was the email in Mario’s inbox?
I think Mario bought it for himself while on the ‘waiting list’ to talk to Shark.
He’s pretending he’s always spoiled by Derek but I call BS

 

[twilightgarden]

A hot kettle of water down his loo, he’s asking for a cracked pan

Oh no! The IBS really would be thru the flairboards

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Twig and berries, is it just me? #filth

It was me too, officer I think it’s too soon to joke about it but my PTSD is still very raw after we were all “treatit” to a wee swatch of his twig & berries in that bespoke tracksuit the other day Let’s just say it was more the zoom function we needed, not a wide angle lens

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Content. He'd set fire to Derek for content.

Is it possible he's doing community service at the polis station?
I need more details, keep me occupied until trump starts rage tweeting again.

I'm resisting tweeting "it's a new dayn of dawn, America"

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Hope his cat knocks every last bit of that over...

 

[Alistess]

Because I’m a relatively new Marionette, I’m not so familiar with his flat layout. When I was following his unveiling and we got to the tree I thought we were still in the hall. Was that where the chair that’s now in the bedroom was?
How the hell do they navigate their way around without injuring themselves?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The state and the price of those AvaMay boxes though. Who are they kidding?

 

[D2theyawn]

Awe thanks ma lovelie. I’m feeling much better. Sounds like that bespoke and rare kidney infection could definitely be cured by the concoction of rare and bespoke chemicals skooshed aboot our marions hoose. I’m rooting for ye. It’ll no be long till your pissing, pain free, like a breadwinning racehorse ma lovelie.

im gonnae be oot and aboot this weekend in Marions patch buying bits. I’ll keep a wee eye oot fur him and Keep you all updated. I’m gonnae spine bright this weekend mwah mwah mwah

hello there ma luvlie ahm feeling mair like masel noo so a um. Wee script fae the doaktor and I’m no pishin fire oanymair

oanyhow.... you make share and stay in yer ain lane this weekend in paisley and don’t be approaching the maid for an autograph And selfie awritey!! He didnae ask for this fame you know, he joost wants tae live his life and disny like a pyoor fuss aboot him! Ye ken what he’s like ma luvlie, just dead quiet and likes to go under the radar and so forth.

Oanyway hunners o tattie herts tae ye hen and have a fabulous weekend up in costa Del paisley doll

 

[Poptart]

I cannot make out the latest whaffel. But appreciate he has given us some more pavement porn, so aye!

Early thread suggestion:

Whaffeling with Mario.

 

[twilightgarden]

Receipt on his highlights...... nae debates

I didn't even notice that I was too horrified by the RAW SLICEY SAUSAGE floating aw aboot ready to be boiled for 3 hours
It's an abomination to stovies!!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Am hoping that his boujee sensitive skin will be thru the roof the morra whilst his IBS thru the flairs, and he will be tappity tap tapping oan his bespoke face with his stapul creams as we aww know and what would top off ma day would be wee pump oan his mop bucket but as he already gutted his polly pocket plush padded cell it might just be cleaning around things with Mario like any normal day...so aye

 

[NOID-phal]

*gets told to fuck off, is so honoured has it framed* comedy gold.

 

[Noseycow2020]

Catching up ma lovelies after a busy couple a days at ma joab don’t ask what it is it’s just ma joab a don’t need tae tell yooz.

Anyhow that fucking frame am deed the fact he told them to fuck off and they framed it then he’s creamed his pants over it and done a story
Aw maid Marion you never let us down

 

[Noseybonk]

Hello ma lovelies. I didn’t get to see what our Marion was up to yesterday and I have just caught on all the posts. The framed DM of Marion telling someone to get fucked, and then putting it on his stories is absolute comedy gold! That must be a tattler. Oh Mazda don’t ever change!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

oh my good my wee innocent mind didn’t even think sorry no trauma to you intended ma lovely. I’ll stay in Ma lane and won’t derail everyone’s thoughts again

But imagine Melvin's wee nudger poking up in the morning when he's running to the bog to relieve his poor ibs bowels

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I can’t believe some saddo has actually went and framed that Even if I had a wee DM from the Queen I wouldn’t frame it... what is wrong with people

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

That febreeze looks like something else entirely until its turned sideways...

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Batteries not included

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He is now Detective Inspector McKnight ma lovelies. Maybe he has a Police uniform fetish and keeps his dress up stuff in the ominous kitchen cupboard.

And, a take a couple of days aff tattle and a come back tae a new thread, lucky me. A hope aw ma favourite trolls hid a great weekend.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

surely this is a wind up? ! View attachment 293410

he basically said 'No. Fuck off!' So busy at work, yet he can still sit there reading and replying to messages? So. What's the idiot do? Goes and frames it

 

[Booboo76]

Why does he always try to sound more intelligent than he actually is when he’s giving us a review of something, I bet people that know him think his a right bellend when they watch his stories, it’s like he’s got a shit telephone voice,