The terror suspects would be more scared of Melvin than the police!I can quite believe that to be the case, but he could just say I have this job but I am not allowed to discuss it online etc People would understand his position. No one would be asking for blueprints of the nick! All the ‘my joab is just my joab’ nonsense makes me think he has freaked out and is too scared to discuss ANYTHING to do with his job because he is so unintelligent he would just waffle on and say something he isn’t supposed to.
This would also tie in with him getting the bus to Helen Street, as someone suggested, as this is the high security police station when terror suspects etc are kept so he probably really really can’t say anything.
We shall never know those grandiose plans cos Melvin later confessed he "shit himself" and backed out. However naff the project was, I'll always believe he has regrets about this.https://giphy.com/14ezDpib8JS04E
I don't know, there was the usual hype, I cannae believe a boy like me etc, oh you deserve this. Then it just disappeared. A bit like my waistline.
Did he say he couldn't cope with it all? The fame and fortune.Might be imagining it.
It's mahoosive isn't it. It's the first thing l see if he posts pics or vids of himselfThatnose ffs more bumps on it than the forth road bridge
He could tickle a confession out of them with his twig and berriesThe terror suspects would be more scared of Melvin than the police!
Whilst torturing them with "hello ma loveliesHe could tickle a confession out of them with his twig and berries
Your daughter is going placesComplete change of topic but carrying on with the alternate festive songs in the last thread, my daughter, who also finds Melvin a great source of amusement, came up with:
Away in a hellhole filled with chemical shite
Poor wee Rayn cried intae the night
And all she really wanted was for this to end
And Melvin to stop buying all the chems
She is 10, please don't call social servicesit's educational, honest! Lockdown has a lot to answer for!
Where did you see it, is it somewhere we could go and lookI thought I found a pic of him in his new joab. But I think the person is too tallThey’re posing Behind the counter in Starbucks but have a face mask on so can’t see their face very well hair looks similar tho
Not sure if I’d be allowed to post it incase it’s not him.
Especially with those strangler hands of his and his right red leggings. Mind you he could help with getting confessions. 5 minutes with Mazda and I’d be spilling the beansThe terror suspects would be more scared of Melvin than the police!
Starbucks Linwood Drive Thru Facebook page. The more I look the more I think I’ve imagined itWhere did you see it, is it somewhere we could go and look
I see where you’re coming from but he does look far too tall and I’m not getting Mario strangler finger vibes so I don’t think it’s him.Starbucks Linwood Drive Thru Facebook page. The more I look the more I think I’ve imagined it
The post from earlier tonight.
I’m considering getting myself lifted for the causeI see where you’re coming from but he does look far too tall and I’m not getting Mario strangler finger vibes so I don’t think it’s him.
Keep up the detective work ma lovelie
POST IT IMMEDIATELYI thought I found a pic of him in his new joab. But I think the person is too tallThey’re posing Behind the counter in Starbucks but have a face mask on so can’t see their face very well hair looks similar tho
Not sure if I’d be allowed to post it incase it’s not him.
I can see why you thought it, but I think that guy is too tall and just looks like a normal young man, not weird enough for MelvStarbucks Linwood Drive Thru Facebook page. The more I look the more I think I’ve imagined it
The post from earlier tonight.
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