May your Laybels be Coral Pink lovelies xx but next year it’s traditional so aye
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And he'll need a bigger shed If he's going for that size tree as wellAnd here's the oddness of Melvin. That traditional tree that he's so doing next year - well the example he's shown looks lovely but once it's been "Melvined" I fully expect we'll be looking at a whole different taste level.
And for the record, I think my own main tree is a thing of beauty. It's plastic, 14 years old and has no theme. It's an 8ft whopper decked out in baubles ranging in age from new to around 30 years old (RIP BHS). In 'gram speak, its been lovingly curated.
Disclaimer: There may or may not be 2 other decorated trees in my house(I know, I know, I don't know how I can be arsed either but I can, so I do)
I wonder as well if Melv will have caught the charity bug and be offering up all his pink decs free to a good home come 26th December, cos I expect that to be the day he hits the sales and starts gathering up red, white and gold baubles in a bid to be competey done with Christmas 2021.....................before 1st January 2021
His buddy glamis he was shouting out the other week just went for an interview for a care worker and got the job....wonder if that’s what marions doing....I actually quite like her....house ain’t to ma taste but at least she cleans it unlike other accounts that claim to gut there hoose everyday......
I thought this as that's what my partner is doing just now. His shifts are 3:30-6:30 but he was off last week for the school holidays. Although I do think some schools in the area might have been open for cleaning but not sure.
Mario definitely doesn't work with my partner
Also stumped on the paving but it definitely looks familiar. Just can't place it.
Dashing through the hoose
Whilst washing all the flairs
Dezza's oot his face
He no longer cares
Rayn has had enough
Has choked on aw those fumes
She's gonna rip Melv's face right aff
Before the New Year looms
Hey
Jingle bells, Melv excels
At tacky Christmas decs
Dezza lost the will to live
and all interest in sex
I'm thinking of doing a collab and releasing a Christmas album. Anyone know if Mariah's busy right now?
Whilst washing all the flairs
Dezza's oot his face
He no longer cares
Rayn has had enough
Has choked on aw those fumes
She's gonna rip Melv's face right aff
Before the New Year looms
Hey
Jingle bells, Melv excels
At tacky Christmas decs
Dezza lost the will to live
and all interest in sex
I'm thinking of doing a collab and releasing a Christmas album. Anyone know if Mariah's busy right now?
she's doing nothing else sure, keeps her occupied. she does cook tho, so fair play to her. i hate cleaning & cooking.
Sing it if you know it lovelies
Vella Mae's, are you listenin'
Melvins bells they're a-glistenin'
We don't see the point
Dezza's smoking a joint
Livin in a Melvin wonderland
In the mirra you can see his outline
Waving to his lovelies as he goes
He said are you ready, can we go Dez
There's credit on my cards for all these stores
Later on, they'll conspire
As they lay, by the fire
To face quite afraid
the budget they've made
For Melvin's 2020 wonderland
It's gonna be a Greatest Hits Re-Melvined. I'm feeling aw Christmassy. Might need intervention now
Vella Mae's, are you listenin'
Melvins bells they're a-glistenin'
We don't see the point
Dezza's smoking a joint
Livin in a Melvin wonderland
In the mirra you can see his outline
Waving to his lovelies as he goes
He said are you ready, can we go Dez
There's credit on my cards for all these stores
Later on, they'll conspire
As they lay, by the fire
To face quite afraid
the budget they've made
For Melvin's 2020 wonderland
It's gonna be a Greatest Hits Re-Melvined. I'm feeling aw Christmassy. Might need intervention now
It's not exactly rocket science cooking Gusto meals, it's on par with doing a dot to dot. Even mother rendall does it, christ a blind mole rat could throw that tit together.
The image of Margo and Dezza on Christmas eve sitting in their kids pj's with fluffy socks, googling how to play monopoly and stuffing all that chocolate down their throats, can't wait for this
Oh my god I am crying with laughter.
Deck the halls with tat and wax melts
Tralalalalalalalala
Mario now looking so svelte
Tralalalalalalalala
Don ye now their gay apparel
Tralalalalalalalala
Not that jumper from aunt Carol
Tralalalalalalalala
Light the melts in every corner
Tralalalalalalalala
Who're you calling a hoarder
Tralalalalalalalala
Do you love ma gifted sofa?
Tralalalalalalalala
Use my code for Ava May Aromas
Tralalalalalalalala
Switch on the plug in diffuser
Tralalalalalalalala
Is Derek a weed user?
Tralalalalalalalala
Rayn climbing up the door frames
Tralalalalalalalala
All these fumes can't be to blame
Tralalalalalalalala
Dyson hairdryer, one inch hair
Tralalalalalalalala
Watch me cleaning my flair
Tralalalalalalalala
Get me down to Home Bargains
Tralalalalalalalala
What tat can I buy ma friends
Tralalalalalalalala
Don't forget its ma page
Tralalalalalalalala
With tattle trolls I don't engage
Tralalalalalalalala
I always stay in ma lane
Tralalalalalalalala
Reuse this content all over again
Tralalalalalalalala
It's beginning to look a lot like duck thisConvinced his box says Maria 
God I hope Mario doesn’t see this ma lovelie. It will plant a seen and He will be in competition with yo. He’ll be grabbing that donated tree back from some poor wee lass and have a tree in every room. He will be robbing his poor wee granny for her vintage deccies and of course they will be more bespoke than yoursAnd here's the oddness of Melvin. That traditional tree that he's so doing next year - well the example he's shown looks lovely but once it's been "Melvined" I fully expect we'll be looking at a whole different taste level.
And for the record, I think my own main tree is a thing of beauty. It's plastic, 14 years old and has no theme. It's an 8ft whopper decked out in baubles ranging in age from new to around 30 years old (RIP BHS). In 'gram speak, its been lovingly curated
Disclaimer: There may or may not be 2 other decorated trees in my house
you have started something now 
OMG this is brilliant
I'd just like to point out stalking is very wrong. Unless you love them, then it's OK.
Unless you love them, then it's OK.
Last one.......for today. One verse only.
Wee Queen Melvin
Last looked out
On a cheese-less cheeseboard
Pickled onions all about
IBS through flairboards
Chanted on his gram pal Hinch
Though the witch is cruel
As her army all shelled out
On tat rather than heating fuel.
I know, I know, I've throttled the tit out of this today, but he's an inspiration as youse aw know cos he's told us so
Wee Queen Melvin
Last looked out
On a cheese-less cheeseboard
Pickled onions all about
IBS through flairboards
Chanted on his gram pal Hinch
Though the witch is cruel
As her army all shelled out
On tat rather than heating fuel.
I know, I know, I've throttled the tit out of this today, but he's an inspiration as youse aw know cos he's told us so
I know! The fact that they essentially say Christmas ... Eve Box and not Christmas Eve ... Box, is actually causing me pain
Hell yeah. Is it any surprise though that the blister has a similar grasp on literacy as the boy wonder himself though??I know! The fact that they essentially say Christmas ... Eve Box and not Christmas Eve ... Box, is actually causing me pain
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