Has Derek had a cooncil haircut too?
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Thought that was a Speeonjay wedged on the right there, but it's just napkins in the colour pink.
I thought it was that sausage stuff.
Even though it made no sense at all, I thought i was looking at a column of taramasalata til I enlarged the picture
I've a fecking cheek slagging off anyone's eyesight!!
He is gorgeous
Thank feck it wasn't just me that thought it was a forced meat productI thought it was that sausage stuff.
Thanks, makes sense now. He should just have handed it into charity shop but at least he gave it away most of the instagrammers give away nothing xHe said he'd been clearing out his cupboard. I thought his Gellar cupboard was in the kitchen though.
It was the stuff from before last year's model. Decs were copper and gold. Think there's a Christmas 2018 pic on his grid.
If he did a good thing in a crap way does this mean he was in 2 lanes at the same time?
Here you go. What a difference a year on the gram makes. Christmas 2018 - looks nice to me.
Hello ma lovelies.
I have decided oor Mazda deserves a wee bespoke bougie gift as hes working so hard....
Gift 1 as he loves Hinchy....
But then I decided as he’s running low on candles......
and finally I have decided to send him some love in a box..... Mwah Mwah
I have decided oor Mazda deserves a wee bespoke bougie gift as hes working so hard....
Gift 1 as he loves Hinchy....
But then I decided as he’s running low on candles......
and finally I have decided to send him some love in a box..... Mwah Mwah
I’ve just pissed mawselI can unfortunately and it conjures up a mental image that fills me with the feeling “sadness”
Perched on the edge of the world’s most uncomfortable sofa in their size XS pyjamas, with HB Monopoly all set out on the sewing box that’s not quite close enough to the couch to be able to reach comfortably from a seated position, with a Snowman hot chocolate and a selection box each
Same!I feel like I recognise those paving stones in his going to work story....
but I’ve google maps checked everywhere I could think of and none match this paving. Rrrraggin! 
Funnily enough I'm getting ads for jobs
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I don’t even know where to begin with his narcissistic self centred post about his friend Sam. I think “bastard of a brain tumour” was the icing on the cake for me.
He really is a bleeping hole.
He really is a bleeping hole.
Highlighted in green the amount of times he referred to himself and then his friend in red. Think it speaks for itself. Narcissistic twit.
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I get all the other references - letterbox etc. - but I’m lost with the council haircut. Please help as it’s bothering me more than it should. TIA.
I don’t think he means to be horrible I think he’s just not the sharpest tool.
For example, I don’t think he realises there are different meanings of ‘to inspire’, he doesn’t appreciate that when people say he inspires them they mean he inspires them to bleach their loo or hoover. Sams story inspires people to enjoy their life, not take things for granted inspire on a deeper level but to him it’s just inspire is inspire
For example, I don’t think he realises there are different meanings of ‘to inspire’, he doesn’t appreciate that when people say he inspires them they mean he inspires them to bleach their loo or hoover. Sams story inspires people to enjoy their life, not take things for granted inspire on a deeper level but to him it’s just inspire is inspire
It was definitely a poor Sam but remember me and how amazing I am for promoting her cause. Narcissism with a side order of playing the martyr
Cos his hair looks like its been cut with the due care, reverence and training of the cooncil employees whose job it is to go round the grass verges with industrial strimmers whacking lumps out of the japanese knotweed
I really feel for the woman who that post was about. Mario however only posted that for likes. He could've told her that privately. The bit that cracked me up the most was "who I've known for over a long time now". He is a bleeping cretin.
And the ‘it’s only hair’
I think she knows exactly what it is to HER and handling it with a tit load more of dignity than he ever could.
Actually brought a tear to my eye going through her stories earlier. She’s got 2 young kids - don’t need to write down what she must be terrified of even if she doesn’t say it out loud in Insta.
Least she acknowledged she was waiting for him to behave like a twit.
Maybe Mario, you would say it best if you bloody said nothing at all!!
he sure is, but does anyone else look at his hair and see a wee animal hanging on for its life with two wee front legs? No?? Zoom in!
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