It's a shawl - as befitting his inner 90 year old maiden aunt persona
. Has versatility though - he can whip it off his neck and lay it over his legs once he's settled into his seat at the front of the bus.
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. Has versatility though - he can whip it off his neck and lay it over his legs once he's settled into his seat at the front of the bus.
He’s got Kerry Katonas disease ma lovlie! In all seriousness, there’s a confusing highlight on his page about it. It’s called “my problem” (one of many).
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He has pretty bespoke sight problems. Never causes him to miss a "barg" in his favourite shops but is the reason he doesnae do insta lives - cannae read the wee font sized messages on his phone you see, ma lovelie.
Certainly not disputing he's got a condition, but can't help thinking he'd benefit from a trip to the opticians for a decent set of bins either. Seeing him squinting into his phone is painful. The only time you see him in specs, they're either a fashion statement (!) or those blue light minimisers.
There is now a procedure available, which he's had on one eye, with a 94% success rate, he's admitted it worked ffs. So at some point he may need it done to his other eye. As to the squinting at his phone doing lives, he just needs to wear his Glasses. It's like a miracle, then you can see. 
So he's just a vain little git, wringing out every drop of sympathy he can get from his mouth breather fans.
So he's just a vain little git, wringing out every drop of sympathy he can get from his mouth breather fans.
I know he's got kerrykatonaitis 
, but what IS his actual condition? Is he at risk from being as blind as that Akita dug? 
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, but what IS his actual condition? Is he at risk from being as blind as that Akita dug? 🦺 Whilst sucking awn a Werther's Original like a wee old lady that he isIt's a shawl - as befitting his inner 90 year old maiden aunt persona
Kerataconus ma lovelie.I know he's got kerrykatonaitis
Whilst sucking awn a Werther's Original like a wee old lady that he is
Oh right, thank you, ma lovelie.
I'm going to Google it because you can guarantee Marion has exaggerated the seriousness of it I feel like I recognise those paving stones in his going to work story 
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....He’s trolling us with the work thing. Just tell us and we can move on!I feel like I recognise those paving stones in his going to work story
I ate BabyBel before bed .... totally oot ma ain lain and loved it ... totally recommend (obvs can’t tell the hubby
)Loved the dream .... sorry got carried away there and slipped off the sofa rememberingI ate BabyBel before bed .... totally oot ma ain lain and loved it ... totally recommend (obvs can’t tell the hubby
I had a doll that looked like that when I was young, she used to frighten the duck out of me!!!!
Kericatcuntus!!
I’m going to have a look now.Jesus Christ just watched his ‘my problem’ highlight
Is there a hospital any where near Mazda?? I used to be a domestic years ago mon- Friday and did the teatime shift (only a few hours and finished by half 7/8pm..) you had to get changed into your uniform at work and leave it there to be washed etc. Can just see him wandering onto wards with the tea trolleys, prancing into rooms ‘Hellow Ma lovelies’ ‘tea/coffee?’. then serve dinners then get cleaned up then go clean toilets and empty the bins in his own boujee way.. then home to get nice n cosey ha.
Me too, then watched He’s singing one! I’m gonna have nightmares! What a knobJesus Christ just watched his ‘my problem’ highlight
Isn’t Dezza a handsome wee chap
found the perfect bespoke gift for him!
Cheese board, crisssss bowl and drinks trolley all in one!
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