While I’m at it.... how old is he?!? bleeping Christmas Eve boxes and hot chocolate stirrers for a grown man! Seriously he really is a massive child
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I thought that makes no sense to walk through the flat to remove the shoes because you don’t wear shoes around the flat
I have a mat just in side my door way where we remove our shoes for that exact reason, to stop dirt getting walked through the house 
At what point will it occur to him, that it'd be easier to take shoes off before they come in, rather than clean his paper thin crapet.
Me and the other half were just catching up on our favourite Glasgow geigh and when we got to that one we both went, “Same”
That’s not boujee enough for mario. Because then he couldn’t justify spunking money on a crapet cleaning don’t you know
i like christmas, but honestly, what's the craic with the Snowman chocolate stirrers for christmas eve for two grown bloody men? 
Christ on a bike, he really is very childish. Dare you to go mad Maria, live your life in the fast lane & use them before you allow yourself to!
how can a grown man be so pathetic?
and another thing...when i steam my floors the steam comes out of the machine and the floors are wet where i've just steamed when i move it around. has he not got his plugged in, or is mine fucked ( i only bought it new at the start of the Rona)?
Christ on a bike, he really is very childish. Dare you to go mad Maria, live your life in the fast lane & use them before you allow yourself to!how can a grown man be so pathetic?
and another thing...when i steam my floors the steam comes out of the machine and the floors are wet where i've just steamed when i move it around. has he not got his plugged in, or is mine fucked ( i only bought it new at the start of the Rona)?
Nice yellow lamp Melv, you'll probably say it's in the colour 'nae-debates grey' 
Do we think the shark has a wee lie doon noo behind the sofa? Have we ever seen behind there? Or maybe it’s in his Monica cupboard in the hallway
Laughing imagining the Christmas tree lying on the uncomfortable sofa like Derek was a few weeks agoThat’ll be Derek
@Cagayu could you make us a pic so we can visualise this
It looks like he's bought a pack of plastic leaves from my place of work!Why does he not have a door mat at his front door and they can then take there shoes off before they enter??
Also that is a poor excuse of an autumn/Halloween looking display I’ve seen
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Poor Derek probablySo what’s for the chop in the tat cave now Mazda’s realised there’s no room for his Christmas tree?
Love it pure Christmassy henView attachment 278689That’s mario’s face from his singing highlight. That bloke films these things just right... I even got the flute in his mouth
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thank you
I'd be more concerned as to where you're going to put that bloody Vax, Melv....
Ah cannae thank you enough! You even included Tat Manor looming like a tombstone in the background!View attachment 278689That’s mario’s face from his singing highlight. That bloke films these things just right... I even got the flute in his mouth
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I'm sitting here thinking he must have least pissed off one person by now at the new job. At least enough for someone to start snooping by putting his name into Google....so come on here and spill all. We'll welcome you with open arns and a cheese platter, nae debates! Aye and so forth.Nice yellow lamp Melv, you'll probably say it's in the colour 'nae-debates grey'
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Or he could just get himself a door mat!
I feel all Christmassy now.View attachment 278689That’s mario’s face from his singing highlight. That bloke films these things just right... I even got the flute in his mouth
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I note he only half opens the kitchen door. He's got the bin there, cat litter tray, maybe the shark too. And the mop and bucket.
@Cagayu ma lovelie, what is your opinion on giving out goodie bags at funerals? I'm frowning about it. Why oh why etc.
I have seen JM posts it’s all a bit much the goodie bags
I do have to say as much as I frown upon it being posted the coffin was beautiful(don’t know if that’s something that can be said about coffins but
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He lives in an upstairs flat. He could take them off outside his door and carry them in
But no. His strangler hands will be full of useless purchased tat I could suggest a few places he could put his treeNice yellow lamp Melv, you'll probably say it's in the colour 'nae-debates grey'
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He's got one already and he answers to the name Derek.
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