Cleaning with Mario #22 karma on your arse and stovies out your arse

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Noseycow2020

This little boujee beauty of a title is thanks to @blocknroll
Edited slightly so it wasn’t deleted for the sweary words - Cleaning with Mario #22 - karma on your arse and stovies out your arse

The wee shite still hasn’t let slip what the new job is yet and we are not fine about it. What we do know is that he only works about 4 hours a week so aye nothing else to tell yees

Spine bright ma lovelies
Mwah mwah mwah
 
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DilysMcGillis

Happy Birthday Marion Dead Trolled by his own sister

Karma through the roof & stovies through the flairboards, ma lovelie
 

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BoujeeBabe

DilysMcGillis said:
Happy Birthday Marion Dead Trolled by his own sister


Karma through the roof & stovies through the flairboards, ma lovelie
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I just zoomed in and laughed out loud.... Omg!!

Love it!! I'm here, and my ass is firmly parked for more melodrama and gossip
 
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menopausalmargrit

Hello ma lovelies. Just here on this new thread to remind youse aw that the happiest smile can hide the saddest face and so forth.
 
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blocknroll

Mah lovelies ahh just cannae believe mah bougie wee title was picked!! Yoose just know this thread is my abzaloot stahpul on here and ahhhm jist so happy yur aw oan this jurnee wuf me
 
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cleaningupthecrap

Comes in all affronted cos ma rings lost its sparkle and ma blister hasn’t made me an ambassador of her shitty sprinkled buns.

I’d better have a cosy day and then go shopping for some staples.
 
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twilightgarden

Hello ma lovelies how ur we aw?!
Sitting on ma cinderblock sofa in my red tights waiting to find out what Mario’s ‘jist a joab’ is

 
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lauramars

cleaningupthecrap said:
Comes in all affronted cos ma rings lost its sparkle and ma blister hasn’t made me an ambassador of her shitty sprinkled buns.

I’d better have a cosy day and then go shopping for some staples.
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I’m surprised he’s no put her in a follow train they all seem to do yet!

Did that Sean guy get free teeth’s ???
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Mornin ma lovelies, Av just popped in to spritz up the new thread with some fabreeze and make all the cushions look like massive minges, just like maself! Spine bright and don't let anyone dull your sparkle on this new dayn of dawn
 
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I wud like sum tea

He’s sitting patiently waiting on his fellow narcissist hinchy coming on the tele....she’s not on till the last slot says it all really!!!!
 
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