Cleaning with Mario #22 karma on your arse and stovies out your arse

[BoujeeBabe]

Hold up!!!
Derek wears size extra small? How bleeping small is he?

Primark do come up large, I must say - I'm a size 10, but buy 8-10 in the tops and jumpers because the 12-14 would be too big, so aye! I cannae say about the men's, ah juss hope Derek doesn't crush his man bits aw Crissmas Eve....

 

[Maggie28]

Primark do come up large, I must say - I'm a size 10, but buy 8-10 in the tops and jumpers because the 12-14 would be too big, so aye! I cannae say about the men's, ah juss hope Derek doesn't crush his man bits aw Crissmas Eve....

I did wonder, then I see Mazda had got himself medium, I thought Jesus he is flattering himself
Poor Derek, he is totally trapped by Marion and his fudge!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I did wonder, then I see Mazda had got himself medium, I thought Jesus he is flattering himself
Poor Derek, he is totally trapped by Marion and his fudge!

I don't think Melv has lost weight, how can he when he eats so many cakes and chocolates? Derek is clinging on through the flairboards, hoping the fall (and remainder of the numpties latest IBS episode) will be less painful than living with Melv, but he keeps on pulling him back with the promise of his wee chipolata....

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

I don't think Melv has lost weight, how can he when he eats so many cakes and chocolates? Derek is clinging on through the flairboards, hoping the fall (and remainder of the numpties latest IBS episode) will be less painful than living with Melv, but he keeps on pulling him back with the promise of his wee chipolata....

Fuxk me, didn't half wake this morning thinking could murder a full English brekkie with chipolatas

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Fuxk me, didn't half wake this morning thinking could murder a full English brekkie with chipolatas

Sausage surprise, ma lovelie!

 

[Cantthinkofanything]

I did wonder, then I see Mazda had got himself medium, I thought Jesus he is flattering himself
Poor Derek, he is totally trapped by Marion and his fudge!

Mario got himself an XS too !!!

 

[Eat more cake]

I think XS is the size clothing required for hobbits and borrowers in one bed flats in Paisley.

 

[Poptart]

Thread suggestion:
Chipolatas with Mario.

 

[Babooshka]

i love everything in that picture But the thought of my strawberry rubbing shoulders with my gherkin is next level giving me the boak. That is not an euphemism

I know what you mean. I’ve seen these boxes and they’re gorgeous but I always wonder if the wee jars have been washed before being put next to cheese n meat. That gives me the fear cause I believe in my head that rats run around supermarkets at night pissing and shagging on everything. I won’t even drink out of a can unless I’ve washed it. I know I’ve put too much time and thought into rats nighttime rituals but

 

[Nellyellie]

Derek is tiny too! I remember seeing pics of them at Ava may party. Hobbit love

He’s bloody smaller than Mario!!!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Derek is tiny too! I remember seeing pics of them at Ava may party. Hobbit love

He’s bloody smaller than Mario!!! View attachment 273221

Aww bless him! He's too good for Moira!

 

[NOID-phal]

Derek is tiny too! I remember seeing pics of them at Ava may party. Hobbit love

He’s bloody smaller than Mario!!! View attachment 273221

Then Derek carried on partying, and Mario locked him out of their room.

I've opened a new thread. No idea how to add a link here ma lovelies.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

The image of that button mushroom micro penis in those painted on joggies is enough to turn anyone straight, gave me the boak
Imagine giving your man a Christmas eve box with all that crap in it, he'd bounce it off your head and file for divorce.
Can't wait to see the decorating of said boxes ma lovlies,