It’s All Fake
Well-known member
* To be sung to the tune Fresh Prince of Bel Air
On the west coast of Scotland I was born and raised
Paisley is where I spent most of my days
Chillaxin and waxin tryin desperately to look cool
And shootin down ma grammar cause I didn’t go to no school
When a couple of influencers who were up to no good
Tryin to flog shit wax melts in ma bespoke neighbourhood
So I got in ma ain lane cause ma maw got all scared
She said you’re moving in with Derek cause he’s got the credit caird.
I moved into his flat around 7 or 8 and yelled to the postie
Hey where’s ma bastard letterbox?!!
Looked at ma plush kingdom I was finally there
And sit on ma throne as the Prince of utter tat and shite.
I know. The last bit doesn’t rhyme but it is tat and shite.
On the west coast of Scotland I was born and raised
Paisley is where I spent most of my days
Chillaxin and waxin tryin desperately to look cool
And shootin down ma grammar cause I didn’t go to no school
When a couple of influencers who were up to no good
Tryin to flog shit wax melts in ma bespoke neighbourhood
So I got in ma ain lane cause ma maw got all scared
She said you’re moving in with Derek cause he’s got the credit caird.
I moved into his flat around 7 or 8 and yelled to the postie
Hey where’s ma bastard letterbox?!!
Looked at ma plush kingdom I was finally there
And sit on ma throne as the Prince of utter tat and shite.
I know. The last bit doesn’t rhyme but it is tat and shite.