Did he not buy the jo malone book about the same time as the Caroline hirons one then proceeded to buy 956 face mistsFeeling a bit bored so I scrolled across to see how many highlights Melvin actually has. (An oxymoron if ever there was one)
Anyway, I am dead at the one called Joe Malone. JOE
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I'm still curious about the personal Semi Chem opportunity that he pulled the plug on cos he tit himself.
Or more accurately, I'm curious about whether he's plagued by regret over that and all the hunners of invitations he claimed to have turned down in the past 2 years citing, "Ah huv tae work" and "I jist wisnae ready".
Does he wonder if his lack of Hinch-like fortunes is karmar on his arse?
Or more accurately, I'm curious about whether he's plagued by regret over that and all the hunners of invitations he claimed to have turned down in the past 2 years citing, "Ah huv tae work" and "I jist wisnae ready".
Does he wonder if his lack of Hinch-like fortunes is karmar on his arse?
But heβs so careful with money ma lovelie and nae unnecessary spending. Thatβs how heβs very comfortable with money
What do we think his new βjobβ is? My money is on Body Shop or those knock off fragrances. βDoop Tom Ford ma lovelies and youse can youse it to smell like meβ
I still think we will see him in B&M uniform, or The Range.But heβs so careful with money ma lovelie and nae unnecessary spending. Thatβs how heβs very comfortable with money
What do we think his new βjobβ is? My money is on Body Shop or those knock off fragrances. βDoop Tom Ford ma lovelies and youse can youse it to smell like meβ
Heβll send his mate Hinch a till and she can play along with him.
Heβll bring even more wealth to his branch.
Well he's so well known to the management of these establishments he wouldn't have to inconvenience himself with an interview or iriterate his cv to them
Letβs hope they lay out a beach towel for him to cross the B&M thresholdWell he's so well known to the management of these establishments he wouldn't have to inconvenience himself with an interview or iriterate his cv to them
I'm sure it was in reply to someone on here, a reply in hearing home truths he didn't likedid he say karma on your ass?
"Karmar on your ass"
He can't even bleeping spell the word!
Doesnβt even need to introduce himself: remember β10 times outta 10β he gets recognised in PaisleyWell he's so well known to the management of these establishments he wouldn't have to inconvenience himself with an interview or iriterate his cv to them
Buckle up witches as we are in for the ride of our lives over the coming week.
So Iβm changing my suggestion of dog groomer to selling Herbalife, and his page will be changed to βcleansing with Marioβ.
So Iβm changing my suggestion of dog groomer to selling Herbalife, and his page will be changed to βcleansing with Marioβ.
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Oh bloody hell - he's actually got a joab, thought he was bullshitting!
It's clearly IN an establishment, so I'm curious how.... 
He can so cross the roadIt is a big adventure for him, he canβt even cross the road!
just not on his ain 954 of them were actually βboadyβ mists though
It will NEVER not be funny I actually can. not. waitOh bloody hell - he's actually got a joab, thought he was bullshitting!
He seems so upbeat this morning too - must be because βitβs a lovely, criss dayβ That was so funny!!954 of them were actually βboadyβ mists though
I actually can. not. wait
*Never tried a product before, has the world's rarest skin type, yet buys 3 of them.... and they're not even for your FACE*!
I hope he gets gifted a limo spa thing as I fear I might have to get one with all the damage these threads are doing creasing up my faceThat was so funny!!
*Never tried a product before, has the world's rarest skin type, yet buys 3 of them.... and they're not even for your FACE*!
βGood things will come and autumn is hereβ - Marion McKnight, 20th September 2020.
Who is this o whoβs going to be replying to all his messages later, will o remember to check his inundated outbox too?
Hope all the newly unemployed and hurting take heart knowing that coming by a new job is easy peasy. All you need is an undeserved and unearned insta following of circa 126k and you too will have your letterboxes rattled with job offers at the drop of a hat.
Such an inspiration. Such equality of opportunity.
Bawbaggery at next level - chanted on and pushed to the star's and beyond.
Such an inspiration. Such equality of opportunity.
Bawbaggery at next level - chanted on and pushed to the star's and beyond.
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