Could’ve been worse. Sloth could’ve made an appearance with his dot to dot homework 
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That pink wreath thing and plastic flowers are bleeping awful
The more I look at it, the less I see a Christmas tree. It's a bloody tacky shrine to his ego.
Guys have a bit of respect .... St Martin has once again single handedly saved a business by sharing it on his platform 
That tree topper 
Couldn't be any taller, he'd never reach to put his sheer beautiful topper on it!
They Wires and the ones along the floor would send in over the edge ..he Always says that he loves his little flat and he never wants to moves cos he couldn’t handle someone else benefiting from all the hard work and money he’s put in to make his flat so perfect ...iv yet to see one thing that is worth more than a few quid from b&m or Poundland !!!!So it really annoys me when people use the OCD thing.
like “oh god I’m so ocd with my house”
Many people with diagnosed OCD struggle to keep a lot of order and some of them really aren’t 100% hygienic. I have a family member with true ocd and it’s awful!
anyway! Salad fingers goes on and on about how ocd and how OBSESSED he is with his wee flat yet he can sit across all those bleeping wires like that?!
No way in the memory of man could I watch tv in there with those like that!
get tae absolute duck Mate! Trunking is cheap as duck and easy to tidy all that up pal. If you claim to be such a perfection, at least back it up lad!View attachment 57983
Really? Wow what a selfish entitled wick!
Wonder who 'deserved' his cast off tree in the end? Bet his sister gets it!
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Cleaning with Mario #3 St Melvin puts up his tacky ass tree, while his fans froth at the gash for all to see
Cleaning with Mario #3 St Melvin puts up his tacky ass tree, while his fans froth at the gash for all to see
My suggestion:
we’re all burning Mario tonight, his flat’s a load of flammable rit.
we’re all burning Mario tonight, his flat’s a load of flammable rit.
Suggestion. Mario, Martin woe is me, have yous all seem ma STUNNIN tree?
Or, little boxes made of Ticky tacky, little boxes all the same
What an utter rooster! He can’t get through all the message because if all the ‘traffic’ coming through. How on earth these 
can’t see through his verbal 
is beyond me. He can’t get through the messages but he’s able to get to the message of your wan mauling him for saving her business
it’s why he ‘sometimes’ accepts gifts! I’d love to know what he ‘sometimes’ refuses. Christ on a bike, he’s such a gobshite
can’t see through his verbal is beyond me. He can’t get through the messages but he’s able to get to the message of your wan mauling him for saving her business it’s why he ‘sometimes’ accepts gifts! I’d love to know what he ‘sometimes’ refuses. Christ on a bike, he’s such a gobshite
On my god just how narcissistic is he
hard work and money...a scratty carpet, fake painted on shirting board and some wallpaper. He obviously doesn't understand the irony that most people would completely rip and out and change everything he's done cos its crap
Stumbled across this nitwits hideous tree because someone I follow liked it. All I can say is that his living room must be where christmas has gone to die. Each to their own but I cannot find one positive thing to say about this abhorrence. He is so utterly self obsessed, what kind of self centred twit puts their own catchphrase on top of their tree and on their front door?? I hope his neighbours know how 'lucky' they are to live alongside such a superstar.
I hope his neighbours know how 'lucky' they are to live alongside such a superstar.He really contradicts himself all the time , other night he came home from work and said I need to clean ,then today he says I clean every morning no matter what time I start work even If it really early , I think his wee tiny flat always looks cold and uninviting !!!
My cousin has just redecorated her whole house and it looks like this, so much grey, silver and crushed velvet. I had to say how nice it was through gritted teeth. She loves it though.
I've just flicked through his cleaning stories from this morning and I do wonder how the duck they are still alive living in that chemical fog. He used unstoppables plus whatever else in his wash, cilit bang mould remover in the shower, some other thing in the bathroom, glade air freshener, a bowl of zoflora in the kitchen plus Febreeze on his hideous sofa. Someone please tell me how that is healthy? That is practically chemical warfare! Why would anyone want so many clashing smells?
Anyway, another thread suggestion:
Cleaning with Mario #3 St Melvin thinks his tree looks hot, while Derek the dunce does his dot to dot
Anyway, another thread suggestion:
Cleaning with Mario #3 St Melvin thinks his tree looks hot, while Derek the dunce does his dot to dot
Absafuckingloutly not !!! I cant live through him doing another collab
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