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Why do idiots keep telling him how gorgeous and amazing him wee tacky flat is with its very own bathroom cabinet in the lounge ..someone even said why donโt you put your tree in hallway 
his hallway is that small itโs not even got a hall ..heโs such a tool couldnโt find the perfect plant so he made one that looks exactly like itโs been made ....by a child 
his hallway is that small itโs not even got a hall ..heโs such a tool couldnโt find the perfect plant so he made one that looks exactly like itโs been made ....by a child Why do idiots keep telling him how gorgeous and amazing him wee tacky flat is with its very own bathroom cabinet in the lounge ..someone even said why donโt you put your tree in hallway
I came on to say exactly the same thing.
Where the duck did all that come from? Does he want us all to admire his slim, snake-like hips or something? He is such a cock!
But I had my bathroom unit first!
Is it just me or has anyone noticed the the back of his head is completely flat , he really is a strange looking little man !!!!
Came here to say that! And the haircut is still disgusting from a distance [emoji2356][emoji2356]
You kill me, every single time.
Maybe that tutorial is on his highlights
I am dying here.....
Does he mean invisible?
Does he mean invisible?
Prezzo is as Italian as โMarioโ is!"Prezzo is spot on italian food"
Get tae absolute duck Martin, prezzo is about as italian as dolmio sauce
THIS DOES NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE YOU BELLEND..... INVISIBLE YOU MEAN bleeping INVISIBLE. duck MY LIFE 
His stupidity hurts me sometimes.
Thats exactly what the idiot means
His stupidity hurts me sometimes.Attachments
Are we all sitting here worried about skinny Martin working until 10pm tonight, the pressure he is under to tell us he has nothing to tell us?
Or are you all moving your bathroom cabinets into the lounge and crafting something plastic to sit on top of it?
Honestly, I felt invincible before this (#gifted polar express) bell end started his journeeee on his platform and gave ma life meaning.
Or are you all moving your bathroom cabinets into the lounge and crafting something plastic to sit on top of it?
Honestly, I felt invincible before this (#gifted polar express) bell end started his journeeee on his platform and gave ma life meaning.
Hang on, he's working till 10pm? Does that mean that they won't be having their beige food night? I'm almost happy for Melvin's colon
don't talk about his cock, kiki!
I'm putting my spare loo roll holders thing in front of the tv. Draping my toothpaste and brushes tastefully on my chair. Looks gawjus.
I've stuck fanny pads on the wall. Quite the centre piece they are
I'm going to move my washing basket in and call it a coffee table, the balled up jumper hanging out of it is a brilliant 'dupe' for that knitted thing he has floating around his lounge. #bought myself
duck it. Iโm putting an unplumbed toilet in my living room.
You need some *stonnin* glittery grey turds too.
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