Nobody wants to hear about Mario in ANY sort of sexual scenario.He gets ill so often because his immune system is shot to death from all the chemicals he sprays around the gaff. If he laid off all the spraying and wax melts he'd probably find his health would be much better. But where's the fun in that I suppose? All the menopausal Mary's wouldn't bombard him with love and telling him how much they love him and his platform
But... Do we think he even takes of his grey dressing gown for the thirty seconds of horror???