YesI assume this pretty_blunt is over on insta?
And the Oscar for best dramatic performances goes to.....
*drumroll*
Martin from Paisley!
*tumbleweed in the auditorium*
Acceptance speech live on his Insta stories!
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YesI assume this pretty_blunt is over on insta?
His real name is Martin, he uses Mario on his insta for some reasonHis name is Mario. Definitely.
He’s been gifted another tacky abomination?Oh no here we go he has something to tell all his adoring fans and just to keep them all in suspense he will tell them later .
I wouldn’t mind, he was moaning about how he didn’t want anyone to mention Christmas to him the other day.He’s playing Christmas songs in his stories. It’s October Martin, October!
Well, first up was East17 which is actually about suicide. It may not be seasonally appropriate in October however, it's exactly what I think about every time I watch Martin's stories.He’s playing Christmas songs in his stories. It’s October Martin, October!
"I'm just a wee tiny margin in this...."duck ME....ALL HAIL SAINT MARIO going on like he wrote the bleeping contract between AvaMay and semi chem
He used to work for semi-chem and got sackedduck ME....ALL HAIL SAINT MARIO going on like he wrote the bleeping contract between AvaMay and semi chem
Unless he is so full of himself he thinks his piss smells like that?“My wee scent”
No Marty boy it’s actually Tom Fords scent.
He did have to ‘guide’ Hannah, and of course it’s ‘his brand’ that’s launching in store too ???"I'm just a wee tiny margin in this...."
You're not acting like it