moaning about how freezing it is but he’s got his windows wide to the world absolute dick that he isAnd it's another day of 'crazy antics' aka sitting on the sofa, "chilling" and moaning about how freezing it is.
"So yeah", if my life were that dull I might screech in a high pitched voice about some #gifted washing powder
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If he says he loves one more thing I’m going to throw my phone out the bleeping window
Well what a surprise he got when P&G sent up him and Derek matching slippers and other scented items to poison that poor cat . If he didn’t know it was coming how did P&G know what size of slipper to get him and Derek ?? He is so full of tit .
Everything is beautiful and his “fav” .
Everything is beautiful and his “fav” .
Wonder where he’s put his tumble dryer he had it sitting in the middle of kitchen floor and he hasn’t shown it again I’m thinking he hasn’t got anywhere to put it so it’s just still sitting there otherwise he would be constantly showing it off ....everything he picked up from the range was either ugly or tacky or both ....just like him .
Now this might sound a bit out of the blue, because he has been really, REALLY subtle about it 
, but does anyone else think Mario wants to be a rep for the Range? LOVE GUYS, ONLY £5.99, LOVE, I JUST LOVE IT, LOVE,
, but does anyone else think Mario wants to be a rep for the Range? LOVE GUYS, ONLY £5.99, LOVE, I JUST LOVE IT, LOVE,
Derek, looming in the background stroking his moustache tonight, is like 1970's porn on Insta! 
I couldn’t watch the dots from last night in case he ruined any of DragRaceUK for me but don’t him and derek just bleeping love themselves? Pretty sure Mario would rather listen to his own voice than anything else 
Rain loves to chill while I clean.....no, she's trying to escape the fumes from 6 million different chemical scents. It really isn't healthy or necessary to be using that many products, plus the bloody reeds and melts and laundry products.
Sorry, Rayn or however you spell it
Sorry, Rayn or however you spell it
He’s just showed his tumble dryer after me mentioning it yesterday..Hi Mario ..anyway it is still just sitting in the middle of his kitchen hes even got cardboard under it ...oh dear mario what is it you always say ...you just show it how it is ..the good the bad and the ugly ...well you certainly got the bad and the ugly ....still waiting for the good , next time you doing a story in the kitchen can you try not get your cat doing its business...god to think you cook in there 
what’s he like 
singing to James Happy Birthday , does he think he’s a good singer ? His cat would sound better . I think Derek is signalling for help with the way he is in the back ground raising his eyebrows up and down ,especially when Mario started singing .
singing to James Happy Birthday , does he think he’s a good singer ? His cat would sound better . I think Derek is signalling for help with the way he is in the back ground raising his eyebrows up and down ,especially when Mario started singing .He was trying to sing it in an American accent,I actually cringe watch him !!!!!what’s he like
That bleeping singing
Wad he was trying to do a Marilyn Monroe? My eardrums are bleeding.
The singing oh dear god the singing. What the hell was that .... why did he start in a scottish accent and finish like a deluded marilyn monroe. I actually cant ..... 
My embarrassment has embarrassment over the singing and constant pulling together of that bloody dressing gown as if it was a fur coat.
Derek must be like .... why are you calling yourself Mario ... your name is Martin you bleeping twitwhat’s he like
My anus and vagina have both healed in total embarrassment. Only Mario could think it was the height of sophistication and cool to do that.
Is it true his name is really Martin? If it is that is the funniest thing ever! It could only be topped if it came out his name was really Melvin
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