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Getting a wee bit defensive about his Toilet Duck....?
Got his Christmas shite in yet was slaggin others last week for even hinkin aboot clismas......
that lassie is a whack job LOL
So he's woke up with sore shoulder - Dopey Derek is looking after housework and breakfast - I bet he he is getting ready to pull a sickie - bets on !
He thinks he’s to good to work in Debenhams anymore ,He probably think he can retire on the money he’s going to make from AM .,I’m sure they won’t besties for long , just get feeling she’s getting to “famous” for wee Mario !!!
Oh god poor Mario and his pained little stories about #gogreenforkatie 
He's such a dick
He's such a dick
So. I happen to be at the same show that mario and derek are seeing tonight, which I found out when I recognised derek sitting across from me and I could not think why I knew his face. I don’t follow mario anymore, he was winding me up, so when It dawned on me eventually I checked his insta and saw the ticket on his story. I didn’t take much notice of the ticket and what it said at the time so I observed them a little while waiting for the show to start (still hasn’t).
They barely spoke to each other and both sat on their phones instead. other than that they seemed decent people and although I expected it Mario didn’t seem to be seeking out to see if folk knew him or that.
But what was most interesting was that they were sat in the completely wrong section. I’ve attached a photo. I’m the red dot, the blue dot is where they were originally sitting and the purple is where they were meant to be.
I don’t know about anyone else but I know that it winds me up when people sit in the wrong seat but this was so blatantly chancing it that it’s rude. Probably thought his insta fane would help him out.
prick.
They barely spoke to each other and both sat on their phones instead. other than that they seemed decent people and although I expected it Mario didn’t seem to be seeking out to see if folk knew him or that.
But what was most interesting was that they were sat in the completely wrong section. I’ve attached a photo. I’m the red dot, the blue dot is where they were originally sitting and the purple is where they were meant to be.
I don’t know about anyone else but I know that it winds me up when people sit in the wrong seat but this was so blatantly chancing it that it’s rude. Probably thought his insta fane would help him out.
prick.
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Tut, tut Mario. You didn’t obscure the other part of your ticket to show you didn’t pay for them. Wonder if that should be #ad? Stop pretending you don’t get freebies!
He is so cringey, tagging a Rangers players girlfriend (a squad player, didn't even play today), clearly desperate for an invite to a game 
he is beyond embarrassing & really does think he is something special 
he is beyond embarrassing & really does think he is something special 
I wonder if he gets the free tickets through his brother?????
@pretty_blunt has ripped both him and Ava May a new hole tonight on her Insta stories 
She is absolute genuius ha ha x@pretty_blunt has ripped both him and Ava May a new hole tonight on her Insta stories
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Aye I've seen them tagging each other a few times but it was just irrelevant yesterday, Rangers winning was nothing to do with Andy, he didn't even get on so I definitely think he just looks for any excuse to beg & totally agree about validation. to be honest I find that quite sad, what a way to beTbf I’ve seen her tag him on her stories loads, says her mum loves him
@prettyblunt is spot on and hilarious@pretty_blunt has ripped both him and Ava May a new hole tonight on her Insta stories
I need to have a look, I've been missing out@prettyblunt is spot on and hilarious
I assume this pretty_blunt is over on insta?@prettyblunt is spot on and hilarious
It’s some ‘talent’ he has to turn everything into being about him.
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