That shelf 
how much more tat can he squeeze in to that flat
how much more tat can he squeeze in to that flat
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Did he really just describe concealer colour as scents?? 
The shelf is hideous it certainly doesnโt go with the rest of his tat , god love his little Jo Malone items 4 where given to him as a gift you can tell he doesnโt have anymore jo stuff thatโs why heโs kept the empty box on display, and how ugly is his bedding with that cheap ikea throw ,and he said his old ma is just like him always changing and decorating.......eh Mario when was the last time you decorated 
Now he's saying he was invited to that event last week that hinch & avamay were at - absolute 
there is NO way in this world he wouldn't have gone to that if he'd been invited, he was only a few hours away in Blackpool, it's not like he was in Australia!
he talks some amount of nonsense that it's actually quite comical 
there is NO way in this world he wouldn't have gone to that if he'd been invited, he was only a few hours away in Blackpool, it's not like he was in Australia!
he talks some amount of nonsense that it's actually quite comical 
Everybody wants a piece of me, I'm too busy.....to do what?
I just don't get the narcissism, talking about being nervous about coming back and then bloody hundreds of dots that are a running commentary of his life? Am I living my life all wrong? Would I be happier if I went and boomeranged all my loo cleaner (just the one, there's no hope for me!) and cleaning products? Would I be living my best life by telling everyone every last detail of where I shop and what I bought? A bit of virtue signalling by posting up some charity details on his 'platform'.
Plus, it's so bloody brain numbing, I actually feel like I've just killed off several thousand brain cells by sitting through that shite.
I just don't get the narcissism, talking about being nervous about coming back and then bloody hundreds of dots that are a running commentary of his life? Am I living my life all wrong? Would I be happier if I went and boomeranged all my loo cleaner (just the one, there's no hope for me!) and cleaning products? Would I be living my best life by telling everyone every last detail of where I shop and what I bought? A bit of virtue signalling by posting up some charity details on his 'platform'.
Plus, it's so bloody brain numbing, I actually feel like I've just killed off several thousand brain cells by sitting through that shite.
If you were as loving, caring and giving as St. Mario of Debenhams, it would be nothing to you to give so much of your perfect life to us commoners as his holiness does. I mean, did you know that Pope Mario the first has cured someones athletes foot, just by filming himself scraping the skiddies off the pan?
he never filmed himself cleaning skids off the pan? It's suddenly clearer why he has 'hundreds' (really? where?) of scents, even ones that most people would call makeup.
I feel sick 
botox is next. Or maybe just don't sleep on cheap 'waffle'(ha! suits him to a 't') fabric, that way your face doesn't get lines. 
Jesus Christ. How bleeping thick must you be that you treat the word "Savanna" like it's "Floccinaucinihilipilification"....?
They way he is going on about the wax melts as if he created the scent and thought it all up 
. I hope all the idiots buying it realise you paid for his bed ,tumble dryer and his holiday to Blackpool .
. I hope all the idiots buying it realise you paid for his bed ,tumble dryer and his holiday to Blackpool .Thank the lord somebody else noticedDid he really just describe concealer colour as scents??
He really did, back in the early part of the year. We did debate briefly whether it was hard water stains or a skiddy but as he's in Scotland and they don't have hard water...
It's suddenly clearer why he has 'hundreds' (really? where?) of scents, even ones that most people would call makeup.
It doesn't even match the room .... and those picture hooks he put it up with.... ffs
Mario btw ... your leccy bill will be through the roof with all that tumble drying ... just sayin' like
Exactly, if he's going for the full glitterball 70's roller disco vibe with his tacky mirror shite, then commit to it and don't mix & match other styles that just clash. He is such a tasteless fanny!
And it's another day of 'crazy antics' aka sitting on the sofa, "chilling" and moaning about how freezing it is.
"So yeah", if my life were that dull I might screech in a high pitched voice about some #gifted washing powder
"So yeah", if my life were that dull I might screech in a high pitched voice about some #gifted washing powder
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