He will be tired from all that working in the cold bleeping dingbat. He works in a shop.....
Ah lurve it#melvinsstranglerfingers
New thread title right there#melvinsstranglerfingers
bleeping hell my mates just posted one of these with all her kids on, i wonder if she got her inspo from Martin? Might have to rethink our friendshipI am bleeping DEAD! Have you seen that picture he's put on his stories? It looks nothing like them, no wonder he didn't put gifted on it, even Melv wouldn't have it given
think he got him and derek the wrong way round, his hair isnt even that colour and I doubt hes ever had that much hair in his life. Poor Rayn's been on a diet too I seeI am bleeping DEAD! Have you seen that picture he's put on his stories? It looks nothing like them, no wonder he didn't put gifted on it, even Melv wouldn't have it given
I keep thinking its dick and dom!The Mario one looks like Pete Doherty from the back
Please come back, I want to draw a picture of you from behind that looks more like Brian BlessedAbsolutely sick of people's tit with these Xmas pics now. Literally every other post wherever I go on social media. Stop!!!
Bye lovelies, I'm off to write my own path xoxoxox
Oi! You leave Dick and Dom out of this, what have they ever done to youI keep thinking its dick and dom!
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I am so glad you're here! I know all of us here have been messaging you about your skincare regime and hoping you'd share your blagged products that are the best ever that you have never tried xxxxHello my lovelies it’s me saviour of small businesses strangler fingers, the don of wax melts, man of no taste Mario/Melvin/Martin king of Scotland