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So according to rhis dumb duck make up only took off and started being used 4 years ago 
I actually cant 
"Differation" oh god hes comedy gold tonight
I actually cant "Differation" oh god hes comedy gold tonight
I cant evenSo according to rhis dumb duck make up only took off and started being used 4 years ago
"Differation" oh god hes comedy gold tonight
I like how hes saying that hes noticed a lot of people dont approach makeup counters because of a confidence issue??!!?
No hen, its cos we dont want the OTT sales pitch from people with a superiority complex such as yourself.
If he spells Lovely “Lovelie’ one more time, I’m going to punch a hole through my iPad...
He doesn’t have much to say but will just talk about himself anyway and make up 
. Where is his performing lapdog Derek ? Was that his sisters dressing room he showed ? Wow that looks really different than anything I have ever seen ,done up grey with a white dressing table , how original 
. Where is his performing lapdog Derek ? Was that his sisters dressing room he showed ? Wow that looks really different than anything I have ever seen ,done up grey with a white dressing table , how original 
Mario is the kind of man who wears make up who makes me bleeping furious. The men who I know who wear make up, wear it and make no big deal out of it, they wear it to make themselves feel good. Mario goes on like he is the first man to ever wear make up and is now qualified to instruct us wimmins how to do it. bleeping gobshite!
He said his sister dressing room was lush ...eh no it’s not it’s got a chair with one of those cheap tacky chair covers you get at weddings ...and one of those lamp shades from b&m she obviously has the same cheap tacky taste like her brother !!!!!!!He doesn’t have much to say but will just talk about himself anyway and make up
I’m not
He won’t be gifted one cos he’ll duck it up vacuuming all that AvaPay carpet shiteHe hasn't been gifted a shark yet?
I thought anyone who was anybody had been gifted one? Clearly hes not as big a deal as thinks he is
You’d think he was the only fucker that worked... he’s on a “back shift” today. He’s working until 7pm. Fairly standard, I’d say - try nursing, flower, 13hr shift followed by a 12hr on call? He would be dead on his trotters.
4 year anniversary?! Well, least they’re not spoiling anyone else’s couple!
4 year anniversary?! Well, least they’re not spoiling anyone else’s couple!
He has also completely ruined this 
emoji for me.
When he puts that emoji next to some of his new "stunnin" tat I always imagine its holding a full dog poo bag
emoji for me.When he puts that emoji next to some of his new "stunnin" tat I always imagine its holding a full dog poo bag
This is EXACTLY what I thought! That's a whole lotta stories for someone with not much to say. Although he did repeat about the confidence issue about 6 times. Why is he always going on about makeup? I've literally never seen him wear makeup. I remember he made a huge deal about getting a new outfit for his Mums birthday and showed a story of his 'face' for the night but then in the pictures it didn't look like he was wearing anything (and I don't mean a sort of subtle makeup look, literally nothing). Strange little man is Mario.
God he’s been shopping even though he’s ill ...he such a martyr...and he’s bought even more tat to put on his cheap dressing table 
It’s funny how he has started showing the messages he received saying how wonderful he is and how watching Mario on Instagram has changed the senders life . He is pretending to be ill so he gets messages of sympathy from his brain dead followers . How many people go for something to eat at MacDonalds when feeling ill ??
Where in that tiny flat are they going to put that tumble dryer ? In the hall beside the cats litter tray ? Or beside the new bed as a new bedside table ?
Where in that tiny flat are they going to put that tumble dryer ? In the hall beside the cats litter tray ? Or beside the new bed as a new bedside table ?
I don’t know whether to laugh or vom at that hideous chair with the lion door knocker on it
Hunnerz of people are sharing their beds they bought?
She just turned up at the door, with a massive chair and you didn’t know?
Did they, Mario? Did they, aye?
He’s so up his own arse I think he’s called Paul, and changed his name to Mario to sound more exotic and special.
She just turned up at the door, with a massive chair and you didn’t know?
Did they, Mario? Did they, aye?
He’s so up his own arse I think he’s called Paul, and changed his name to Mario to sound more exotic and special.
Martin, his name is Martin. It really isHunnerz of people are sharing their beds they bought?
She just turned up at the door, with a massive chair and you didn’t know?
Did they, Mario? Did they, aye?
He’s so up his own arse I think he’s called Paul, and changed his name to Mario to sound more exotic and special.
I was wondering why he’s was called Mario as it’s an Italian name ...and I’m almost certain he’s not Italian ..and I’m sorry but his nieces bedroom is hideous , and he really did make a miraculous recovery ,dying one minute then get a freebie and hey presto he’s cured, since Derek made an arse of himself doing a story a few weeks ago he’s been MIA !!!!!
He is of Italian descent.
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