I am absolutely screaming at the #ad - boughtmyself
Oh Mario, you clever big boy! You bought a bed all by yourself? Just like the rest of us bleeping plebs do? It's not often I pull out this insult, but you really are a jam strangling fuckpig
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Oh Mario, you clever big boy! You bought a bed all by yourself? Just like the rest of us bleeping plebs do? It's not often I pull out this insult, but you really are a jam strangling fuckpig
Stop what ever you have planned for tonight Saint Mario will be back on Instagram to give a sermon , no doubt about some company he didn’t know was going to gift him something and this gift will be fantastic because you know “ he wouldn’t recommend it otherwise “ . The people who sent it will be “ the loveliest people 
” who work so hard etc etc . The usual boring lecture .
” who work so hard etc etc . The usual boring lecture .
OMG ...its the bed company isn't it ffsStop what ever you have planned for tonight Saint Mario will be back on Instagram to give a sermon , no doubt about some company he didn’t know was going to gift him something and this gift will be fantastic because you know “ he wouldn’t recommend it otherwise “ . The people who sent it will be “ the loveliest people
He’s mid flow, right now. bleeping hell, it’s a good one! He truly does think he’s famous. His house is his ‘safe place’. Well, he gives his address out to every Tom, Dick & Fanny to receive all the free tat and tit!! What a cock waffle!!Stop what ever you have planned for tonight Saint Mario will be back on Instagram to give a sermon , no doubt about some company he didn’t know was going to gift him something and this gift will be fantastic because you know “ he wouldn’t recommend it otherwise “ . The people who sent it will be “ the loveliest people
Jesus will he ever get to the point? Is he seriously wanging on about a tit picture? I had to keep skipping as I didn't want to hoof my tablet out the bleeping door.
Omg I am screaming, that is the tackiest pile of shite I've ever seen!
Omg I am screaming, that is the tackiest pile of shite I've ever seen!
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What was that load of bullshit even about. He missed a couple of digits off his address!?
‘STUNN-ING’ stunningly tit!!!!
‘STUNN-ING’ stunningly tit!!!!
Biggest anti climax ever! 
its authenticated Swarovski but!
its authenticated Swarovski but! It is ug-lay! How much do you reckon it's worth? I have no idea how much Swarovski stuff is? It's only speciality glass innit
I had a look on the website, I reckon about £85It is ug-lay! How much do you reckon it's worth? I have no idea how much Swarovski stuff is? It's only speciality glass innit
Couldn't even finish video.... whatever it is I don't want it ffs .. the anti advert if ever there was one 
He made out as if she’s a big deal because she’s certified.... you can buy Swarovski on eBay and bling any old tit up!
Why would anyone take advice on ANYTHING from MarioStop what ever you have planned for tonight Saint Mario will be back on Instagram to give a sermon , no doubt about some company he didn’t know was going to gift him something and this gift will be fantastic because you know “ he wouldn’t recommend it otherwise “ . The people who sent it will be “ the loveliest people
he has no taste. No money. No eyebrows. On a quick look, it's not unlike a gravestone. Here lies sooze, killed dead by the fools of Insta doing her head in.
Oh ffs, you could make that out of that from poundland.
It looks like the tit my daughter brought home from brownies
Crystalised swarovski crystals 
... literally has np grasp.of the english language. His story about closing down insta while hes on holiday , which he claims is a shame for us Who does this clown think he is. Guarantee he is on here whilst hes on hol
... literally has np grasp.of the english language. His story about closing down insta while hes on holiday , which he claims is a shame for us Who does this clown think he is. Guarantee he is on here whilst hes on holIt’s “absolutely bloody stunning “ she so deserves Saint Mario talking about her on his platform Blah blah blah , how he loves the sound of his own voice . It’s the same every time he is gifted something . He gets it free but will encourage all the brainless sheep to buy one as he is so generous letting them have a 10% off code . If I was that woman who had sent him that 4 times because the tit can’t even get his address right , I would have delivered it myself and cracked it over his balding head .
I remember this, he said because hes seen as a social influencer that instagram rules state he has to declare things as an AD even through he bought it himself
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