That's what I thought as soon as I saw it!Fucking hell he is craving some attention, begging for a repost from Sophie.
Martin, if you are bored, why don't you create an eBay listing for that M&S advent calendar and link it to a charity?
When he bought the Xmas tree he probably tried to get it for free by telling them “ do you know who I am ? “ Saint Martin isn’t just a saviuor for small business , he is now going to use his platform to help boost M&S sales and save the company . There is no end to Saint Mario’s powers and influenceWhat the fuck are M&S sending this nomark an advent calendar for....?
Martin? Is that you?Natalie was a lovely girl and a very dear friend of mine, we all knew Mario from years ago and were all good friends back then although we generally all drifted apart as the years went on and we had our families etc. It definitely wasn't suicide. It was a brain cyst that she died from very suddenly. The fact that he has put this on social media can only be a good thing as it's raising money for two charities and Natalie left behind two beautiful children. It's truly tragic, she was one of the best!
I love how martins world is so small that he thinks their flagship store is in Braehead in Glasgow... I genuinely believe that’s one the furthest places he’s travelled, obv with the exception of the annual pilgrimage to his “happy place” BlackpoolWhat the fuck are M&S sending this nomark an advent calendar for....?
Has it got a blue plaque? Mario woz ereBraehead is the flagship store of M&S? Snort.
Melvin was born there in a stable out back, because there was no room in the dressing rooms for his mother Mary, who had ridden there on the back of a donkey and her arse was fucking knacking.Has it got a blue plaque? Mario woz ere
The bright shining star led the three kings to a manger in Braehead flagship m&s.Melvin was born there in a stable out back, because there was no room in the dressing rooms for his mother Mary, who had ridden there on the back of a donkey and her arse was fucking knacking.
The 3 weeping insta fans bought him a wax melt, a chair with a door knocker on and some chunky knit throws, when they followed the star to the son of god's birth.
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