why would m&s gift him a calendar just cos he bought a xmas tree I do my food shop in marks every week plus I buy my pjs and coats from there I even bought a bloody calendar myself ..really disappointed in m&s I know they are struggling with low sales but after that they might just have lost my custom .
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If I don’t go into Marks for a few days they send me out a get well card . I feel the exact same . When has he ever talked about M &S before . Just because he bought a £45 tree . I messaged M&S on Instagram complaining about it . Fuming about him getting that for free when he can’t /won’t use a lot of it because of his sensitive skin (as he tells us all every night ) .
Derek works in M&S
If I don’t go into Marks for a few days they send me out a get well card . I feel the exact same . When has he ever talked about M &S before . Just because he bought a £45 tree . I messaged M&S on Instagram complaining about it . Fuming about him getting that for free when he can’t /won’t use a lot of it because of his sensitive skin (as he tells us all every night ) .
What does he do in M&S ...iv Seen him on ig a few times with a high vis , ffs marks get a grip next they will be stocking AV melts
The more I think about it (look it’s been a quiet day at work, and Martin hasn’t been there to entertain me) the more I’m suspicious about this “gifted” calendar. I wonder if it was given to him direct from the store where Derek works not from M&S advertising budget. I mean why would they give Martin one? (Even if he is the saviour of all on-line business with a saintly aura only visible to batshit crazy psychics)
1. It’s sold out online and in most stores, so it seems a bit unnecessary.
2. Martin’s followers aren’t really M&S target audience.
3. Martin doesn’t really have the follower numbers or engagement.
If I’m wrong and this genuinely has come from M&S marketing budget then I’m worried for their future, because this is scraping the barrel.
1. It’s sold out online and in most stores, so it seems a bit unnecessary.
2. Martin’s followers aren’t really M&S target audience.
3. Martin doesn’t really have the follower numbers or engagement.
If I’m wrong and this genuinely has come from M&S marketing budget then I’m worried for their future, because this is scraping the barrel.
Where the hell do they go on their dates? The food always looks 50 shades of beige or like dog food. Do they google and deliberately look for 1 star reviews on just eat?
Hahahahaha amazing!!
His new followers are asking about his teeth ?? What a liar he is . I’m sure they started watching and thought wow I need to ask Saint Mario about his normal looking teeth 
. Don’t worry Saint Mario has saved the journey of his teeth . What a tit !
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Christ alive, not the teeth journey again. Who wants to see his bleeping grey teeth go slightly less grey? The man is a bullshit muncher
Oh the teeth journey, bored the life out of me. I never managed to actually watch any of his stories when he was ranting about that. Much the same as his skin care routine. Shite content Mario, utter shite. Step it up a notch.
“All my journey regarding this process” why does he talk so weirdly. I feel sorry for the people in Debenhams having to listen to that waffle all day.
The man thinks he's Beyonce, he's more Tulisa. Christ I hope a Melvin sex tape never appears 
How would new followers know he's had his teeth done?
You're a liar handy Maz.
You're a liar handy Maz.
Handy Maz, does he think that we are in amazement that he put together a flatpack unit?
Come on, I feel so stupid not realising that this has to be a parody account.
Come on, I feel so stupid not realising that this has to be a parody account.
That is exactly my thoughts, new followers wouldn’t have a clue he had his teeth done
That’s exactly what I was going to say , what a complete tosser ..putting a bathroom cabinet in you living room and just fill it with more cheap tat he always says he love home decor iv yet to see one thing in his tatty flat that I would actually have in my home
Could he become any stupider?
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