@Jerry Garcia - You and I did a wee bougie collab for the new thread title. We should celebrate by buying 10 face mists each, and not lighting our Marion candle. But remember, we are both in our ain lane, nae debates. 
Mwah Mwah 
Mwah Mwah 
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We're on our ain plush boujie colab joinery, reeking of fake Tom Ford as we go, our cheery faces gleaming with the lustre of twenty seven cheap accidental body mists. Mwah mwah and three silly waves ma lovelie!@Jerry Garcia - You and I did a wee bougie collab for the new thread title. We should celebrate by buying 10 face mists each, and not lighting our Marion candle. But remember, we are both in our ain lane, nae debates.
Birthday repost count - 1 It's going to be a loooooong day!
Hi lads, love the new thread title!
I’ve not been able to watch all of Mario’s stories but I squealed with laughter when he said ‘this contains squeelin’ bleeping hell
Mario and I are almost birthday pals, so aye.
Wonder if his sister would do me a bespoke spread?
I’ve not been able to watch all of Mario’s stories but I squealed with laughter when he said ‘this contains squeelin’ bleeping hell
Mario and I are almost birthday pals, so aye.
Wonder if his sister would do me a bespoke spread?
How is it possible for one person to love love love everything... why do people buy the tit he’s pushing on them when it’s not a honest review? Especially with is sensitive and delicate skin 
not cleaning with Mario it’s selling tit with mario
not cleaning with Mario it’s selling tit with marioDoes anyone else think the cryptic collab sneak peek looks like that Jesus fish logo?
He doesn’t want fuss for his birthday.. so instead, he’ll spend the day reposting all his birthday wishes 
I hope when birthday boy wakes up Ryan has left him a wee present and taken a massive tit on his bespoke McDonald’s holder in the plush bespoke living room. Then I hope she claws his face.
Poor Derek, I really do feel for him. He is trapped by Mazda. I wonder if his sister will lay on a spread for him at the old people’s home she lives in.
The last one looked like it has been run over by someone in a wheelchair.
It annoyed me how she had afternoon tea with grazing food? Not sure why, but it did.
Love the new title, can’t wait to see what bespokeness will happen today!
Poor Derek, I really do feel for him. He is trapped by Mazda. I wonder if his sister will lay on a spread for him at the old people’s home she lives in.
The last one looked like it has been run over by someone in a wheelchair.
It annoyed me how she had afternoon tea with grazing food? Not sure why, but it did.
Love the new title, can’t wait to see what bespokeness will happen today!
37 and FABULOUS, according to Mario. What the actual duck is he wearing?
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Pat Butcher left him that in her will
He's dressed like my Nan when she's going to bingo and wants to look "fancy"
Omg absolutely pissing myself what has that little elf got on in that pic!!! And he doesn’t want a fuss!!! Of course you do you self obsessed little man! Dereks life would be even more miserable if he didn’t make the fuss!! 37 and fabulous??? So his highly sensitive skin hole!! And so forth !!!
He actually is a 50 year old woman - a bleeping Pandora bracelet? 
It’s not even 8am and he’s spoiling us trolls with his posts. I can see us needing a new thread by the end of the day.
It’s not even 8am and he’s spoiling us trolls with his posts. I can see us needing a new thread by the end of the day.
Ma birthday! Nae spoiling! Nae fuss! Nae debates!
Then proceeds to post 1000 reposts of birthday wishes and a post on his page and on his stories of how spoiled he is
And wtf is that shirt! Think hes stole his grannys goonie
Then proceeds to post 1000 reposts of birthday wishes and a post on his page and on his stories of how spoiled he is
And wtf is that shirt! Think hes stole his grannys goonie
So nice to see Marion dressed up in his new black tights and Kirkwoods dress combo the finishing touch is the wee slippers he's wearing...... Awwww bless
Braced myself and looked at his stories. He's TOO OLD to be making such a fuss about his birthday, it's childish. Also posting all his birthday messages and general praise, is cringe. That logo, has he been practising his writing again, Avamay has been on eBay buying some cheap knockoff candle oils again then.
End of rant.
End of rant.
Jusus christ what in the charity shop raid is he wearing?
Mazda doesn't want any fuss but he's not shut up about his birthday. You get people like me who hides their DOB on fb as I cannot be fucked with folk writing on ma wall and then you get monzo who would likely throw a huge bespoke flakey skinned hissy fit if nobody acknowledged his bday....
What a pat butcher style donkey he is!
Mazda doesn't want any fuss but he's not shut up about his birthday. You get people like me who hides their DOB on fb as I cannot be fucked with folk writing on ma wall and then you get monzo who would likely throw a huge bespoke flakey skinned hissy fit if nobody acknowledged his bday....
What a pat butcher style donkey he is!
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