Christ almighty he’s bought more candles and wax melts
I wouldn’t like to visit them as the thought of all the scented stuff he uses is already making me feel sick!He's bought 4 candles and 10 melts today.I literally dont know what to say....
*screams internally x100*
I think Yankee are the worst, some of their candles stink!I wouldn’t like to visit them as the thought of all the scented stuff he uses is already making me feel sick!
I know! His house isn’t that bad either i think it’s because he sees other home accounts have certain things and he crams it all into the 2 bedrooms!I think Yankee are the worst, some of their candles stink!Honest to boujee God, I dont know how he and Deek dont have real chest problems, or how Rayn isnt suffering.
Did you mean crapets ma luvlee? Nae debatesIn one of his highlights he’s yapping about her scratching his new carpets too
SavageWho was it?
A new dayn of dawn, and so forthI do love a shiny new thread - by any title. It's a new day! A new chapter! Of his own covered cereal box! Lived by his rules! All about his life! And all it's areas! Except the ones he keeps private! And so forth!
More candles!!More tat to go on the coffeen™️ table. He won't be able to fit any tapas on it by tonight.
A most excellent, plush summation of recent events on Planet Mario, ma lovelie. I’m loving the new bespoke thread title: much like Meirdre himself, ah luv a guid collabahraytionNew thread time ma darlins'
Thread title is a combination following a campaign by @DilysMcGillis and @Johnnoijones for Smell the Wealth and Maladdin & The Magic Crapet was a joint effort from @lauramars and @It's All Fake.
Last thread round up - Derek's allegedly learning to drive, although no evidence has been seen apart from 75 car air fresheners and some Insta begging for a free car, Mazza is still not back at work, still spunking money up the wall on utter shite and he has just been gifted the bespoke, padded, studded tapas, McDonalds and juice holder of dreams and he bought a new peach towel pacifically to pop under it.
Behold....
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As you were ma lovelies!
I think he's in denial about their work situation. Although if I were Maw and Paw McKnight I'd be making a will with a clause cutting him oot, bet he's got his eye on their mortgage free hoose.I'm wondering if Mazda is claiming some sort of benefits from the governmentseems like he has an awful lot of disposable income at the moment going by the rate of spending, is it just me? Or does it seem very excessive? Most people are saving what they can at the moment given the current climate and uncertainty of some people losing jobs etc, does he not care about his and D's future or is he just too thick (selfish) to understand, no-one needs all that useless tat, and multiples of everything, must be some sort of mental problem setting in, he needs help, poor wee hobbit bawbag.
Joan is moi. It’s my 5th fake Instagram page as after a few sweet sherry’s I can’t help myself and have to either comment on one of his posts or message him, and alas, I get BYE FELISHA!Who was it?
A few rubs of the bespoke sewing box and Marions head pops outI had a thought about this giant sewing box table monzo has been gifted. Imagine if it really did have a lid that lifted up and you could pop maladdin in there when you wanted a bit of peace? Just slam the lid down and fuck off out for a few weeks xxx
It's still thereJoan is moi. It’s my 5th fake Instagram page as after a few sweet sherry’s I can’t help myself and have to either comment on one of his posts or message him, and alas, I get BYE FELISHA!
I dry heave walking past Lush so yes, I imagine his flat smells just like thatAlso does anyone thinks his boujie flat smells like Lush? You can smell the rank mix of scents a mile off
Years ago The Body shop used to do all those bath beads and they stank, I remember one called DewberryI dry heave walking past Lush so yes, I imagine his flat smells just like that
Don't get me wrong, I like candles and wax a lot (I have wax melting as I type) but I'm also not spraying around a ton of other stuff at the same time! I don't have wax melting when I clean having been the victim of several 'waxidents' in the past
Oh, I was a Dewberry GirlYears ago The Body shop used to do all those bath beads and they stank, I remember one called Dewberry.
His hoose smells plushAlso does anyone thinks his boujie flat smells like Lush? You can smell the rank mix of scents a mile off
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