Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[DilysMcGillis]

As if he has ordered 3 bottles of body spray thinking it was for his face Ahh I do love the laughs marion gives me.

Although I'm "fumming" that I placed a bespoke order on Look Fantastic the same day and yet mine isn't coming until tomorrow. I guess you have to wait longer if you're not insta famous. So aye.

They probably use Herms. Deirdre won’t work with them any more

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Mario: I cannae youse anything wi alcohol on mah skin.

Also Mario: *add to cart*

 

[Smirkymirky]

As if he has ordered 3 bottles of body spray thinking it was for his face Ahh I do love the laughs marion gives me.

Although I'm "fumming" that I placed a bespoke order on Look Fantastic the same day and yet mine isn't coming until tomorrow. I guess you have to wait longer if you're not insta famous. So aye.

It's cos he refuses to use herms and sends his bespoke, bouji, carrier pigeon to collect all orders - Derek in tights and a beak xx

 

[DilysMcGillis]

I am bleeping dying at this thread today Honestly, he’s magical He’s been on these last few days! Long may it continue. I hope something else aggrieves him today, tipping him over the edge into one of his sweary, ranty, gibberish outbursts

 

[Dollylollipop]

Why does he always show us the contents of his fridge is that what food looks like

 

[Jeaniepeanie]

So lads, whits oor next jurneeeey wae Marion... Another teef one at Woodhill cos those bad boys aren't holding up very well, a lip journey for bespoke fillers so you can actually see a definitive lip line or a botox journey cos my god, those lines oan that coupon are terrible and that's with a filter

 

[MrsBeardy]

Ach Marlene. Whit ye like?!

The stress of the medical migraine and the moisture mist will send the IBS through the roof

 

[TheFabFader]

Why does he always show us the contents of his fridge is that what food looks like

Not real food that the rest of us eat though.

 

[Followthey]

Am pure ragin guys, I bought 3 of these bespoke, must have, facemists, and it’s no even facemist ma lovelies.
You’d think with all the tit, chemicals and and wax melts he sprays and pours about his tiny den of horrors, alcohol in a facemist is the least of his worries! I’m amazed his skin hasn’t melted by now

 

[Anti-influencer]

Marjorie if someone lit a match beside him in his boujie wee flat after he’d been flinging the zoflora aboot the place and skooshing all the sprays:

 

[other things online]

Did yiz see him run his fingers through all that hair

 

[Bestlife@60]

So lads, whits oor next jurneeeey wae Marion... Another teef one at Woodhill cos those bad boys aren't holding up very well, a lip journey for bespoke fillers so you can actually see a definitive lip line or a botox journey cos my god, those lines oan that coupon are terrible and that's with a filter

He looks liked he sucked a glass to he’s face and it made a rim!!!

 

[Johnnoijones]

Why does he not just ask his body shop rep pal whatever her name is and get it for nothing

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

So lads, whits oor next jurneeeey wae Marion... Another teef one at Woodhill cos those bad boys aren't holding up very well, a lip journey for bespoke fillers so you can actually see a definitive lip line or a botox journey cos my god, those lines oan that coupon are terrible and that's with a filter

Was honestly going to post the same thing and screenshot lol. Had he been flossing with sandpaper

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Melv has ordered some more face mists.... nae body mists or feet mists, but face mists, so aye.... #mistgate

 

[Smirkymirky]

He has to be a parody account. The real Melvin works in finance and is extremely serious all the time the tattoos on his hands are drawn on with eyeliner for our benefit hence the makeup x

 

[BoujeeBabe]

He has to be a parody account. The real Melvin works in finance and is extremely serious all the time the tattoos on his hands are drawn on with eyeliner for our benefit hence the makeup x

Imagine if that WAS true? FML!

 

[Smirkymirky]

Imagine if that WAS true? FML!

Extremely successful on the stock market, bought shares in the tesco spray himself before getting his lovelies to bump up the sales

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Extremely successful on the stock market, bought shares in the tesco spray himself before getting his lovelies to bump up the sales

Haha!!

 

[Rocketllama]

But it’s his fave!! (Despite never using it before)

Absaluht game changuuur, ma staple