I'd actually be so delighted, I'm genuinely convinced that it's a joke account. Also I think it's hilarious that yeah he's a bit of an arse and punching with dezza but he's not a complete bleep, unlike so many other insta huns. Delighted he's a secret finance warrior or possible mi5 member. One of the twoHaha!!
ending myself here laughing I wish he hadnt read the back and sprayed it all over his face. What an absolute tool. Some skincare expert he is!!!! Moron! How many of his lovelies wasted money on this shite?Its like a Head and Shoulders advert...Did yiz see him run his fingers through all that hair
I follow the Grinch and Beggy Evans threads and although we obviously take the piss, there is more anger towards those are they are foul fraudsters, whereas our Melv provides so many laughs and I think he's not a bad fella and is harmlesss, certainly not a complete cretin like the rest! If it IS revealed he's actually called Michael, has a degree in finance and owns one of those boujee hooooses up the road, then that would be absooooolutely foookin' hilarious - never mind "hello ma lovelies", it would be "good morning, one and all"I'd actually be so delighted, I'm genuinely convinced that it's a joke account. Also I think it's hilarious that yeah he's a bit of an arse and punching with dezza but he's not a complete bleep, unlike so many other insta huns. Delighted he's a secret finance warrior or possible mi5 member. One of the two
Absolutley this. I have a soft spot for him really, he cracks me up. With his following he could be constant ad ad ad #swipeup but hes not and I actually respect him for it. Have I had too much lockdown Gin this evening?Its like a Head and Shoulders advert...
I follow the Grinch and Beggy Evans threads and although we obviously take the piss, there is more anger towards those are they are foul fraudsters, whereas our Melv provides so many laughs and I think he's not a bad fella and is harmlesss, certainly not a complete cretin like the rest! If it IS revealed he's actually called Michael, has a degree in finance and owns one of those boujee hooooses up the road, then that would be absooooolutely foookin' hilarious - never mind "hello ma lovelies", it would be "good morning, one and all"
I totally agree with you!
As a sideline he's a successful dog breeder for actual Akiltas. The noises in the attic were in fact the latest litter.I'd actually be so delighted, I'm genuinely convinced that it's a joke account. Also I think it's hilarious that yeah he's a bit of an arse and punching with dezza but he's not a complete bleep, unlike so many other insta huns. Delighted he's a secret finance warrior or possible mi5 member. One of the two
Totally agree
Heβs King of the Fannies, make no mistake, but thereβs no malice there & thereβs no denying he cheers me up with his antics Yeah, he does need to calm down spraying all those chemicals around the cat. I don't think having a cat in that flat is fair on it but at least he canned the idea of getting another!I totally agree with you!
i really donβt like amountof chemicals he sprays in his shoebox though.
Iβve read here before that Rayns a hoosecat.. and he jumped out the window once? Someone enlighten me or will I have to digging through the threads?? When, given a guesstimate, did it happen?
IMAGINE
That would actually explain where he gets the money for all his stuff. That or him and Derek have an Onlyfans account...He has to be a parody account. The real Melvin works in finance and is extremely serious all the time
Love this
Corrected your post for youIMAGINE
Bouji bespoke made to order, one off, plush, blind, grey Nikita dugs, nae pink, nae debates
Ah thank you ma lovely, ma bespoke katona glasses fell into the toilet, so ayeCorrected your post for you
its nae for him my loveliesFFS is he hoarding the contents of Debenhams beauty counters in that teeny tiny wee flatEvening my lovelies...sorry for gien yous aw the boak earlier I was a tad stressed
That wee flat tour this morning was like a tribute if he wad deid or summat.
However when he appears in his stories like this:
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He always reminds me of the βghostβ in Three Men In A Baby....
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Do you think he sits and plays shops with all that stuff . Wee bit of roleplay when Dezza comes home from work 
