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Don’t forget kids, he’s done MANY wonderful things for businesses.
So last night was a 'right off'
A RIGHT OFF.
A RIGHT OFF.
I know! They must be the same people that spit coffee on their keyboards and have to pull over in their car if something ‘hilair’ comes on the radio.The amount of folk with no sense of humour 'in tears' or 'screaming' or ' laughing my head off' at masdam and his wee comment on that program is truly depressing! It's not that funny, he is not that funny
He seems to repost every mention he is given, I might just mention him myself and see if I get posted too
should be easy any pathetic weak compliment should do the trick.So last night was a 'right off'
A RIGHT OFF.
Him and his sleep, instead of moaning constantly why doesn’t he go out and get some fresh air and exercise. 200 steps a day around his hobbit flat is obviously not cutting it. It’s not rocket science! Also why you not back to work yet Melv?Well if there were rankings for insta huns I'd say Martin would push his granny in front of a bus to save himself whereas some others would push her in front of a bus for free wax melts
Also still laughing at him congratulating the chaps on their colab with ava may
hilarious.
Also still laughing at him congratulating the chaps on their colab with ava may
hilarious.
I've come to the conclusion that, like the newly acquired shelf book, his boujee wee set up with his herbs and spices must be yet another thing that's for display only in his gaff. Can't see him adding any herbs and spices to a rustlers burgers or any of the other pierce-film-lid-several-times dinners he has in there.
Wonder if he put use by dates on any of those wee labels, cos by the time they empty, it'll be as effective as adding dust to whatever he's cooking.
Only Martin could turn his sister’s birthday into a celebration about him. The eggggoooo.How does a happy Birthday shout out to his sister, turn into how he’s helped so many small businesses?
I thought I was the only one that thought thisI'm going to go against the folks on here that think he's hilarious and has no harm in him. I think he is a nasty piece of work personally, it absolutely shines through him when someone gets something he doesn't have. Melvin is a nasty jealous little shite and is as thick as tit to boot. I can't say as I watch him anymore as I just find him too rage inducing these days, I miss when I could at least laugh at him, but now I can't anymore.
The only thing I miss is the top bants on this thread with ma lovelies, especially @cleaningupthecrap and @Frankensooze
aww ffs "Av dun many wunderful things for businesses" and I don't believe for a second we "don't really get to see them either" wee diddy shows us up his nose and down his bog daily. And duck knows what "just irritateing" means, reiterating maybe but know knows with Marion. Would say hope she gives him a harder kick in future but az we aw know he wiznae built to break eh. So aye - me me me as per but happy brirthday sis
Yeah.. he sure did. He accepts free tit, his followers go and buy it! Yeah Mariam, you’re
A MAZZZ ING
I know im miles behind but I still can't get over the fact he uses a £400 hair dryer and bespoke products to dry that pressure mane
Pressure
dunno what work I meant maybe luscious. Was early 
I assumed you meant preciousPressure
Oh i’ve no illusions about his nature. I’ve said before that one of his bitchy wee galpals keeps crossing my path through various situations & I can’t stand her. She’s nice once you get to know her apparantly - that’s clearly on her terms whether she wants to get to know you though
He really does think there’s no one else like him. The heid on him is unreal 
I’ve never seen someone that can turn every single situation into something about their self
I’ve never seen someone that can turn every single situation into something about their self
I agree. Think he acts "cute". When someone is being falsely nice then they'll be a complete sneak\witch. I mean him deciding to no longer do a swipe up to a company during the pandemic (during a scary uncertain time for everyone) because they hiked the prices up confirmed this. Wasn't even by that much
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Oh away you go she’s probably skint her knees riding off your tiny wee coat tails
One of my favourite things about this thread are the icons of oor Marjorie that some of you have gracing your profiles. Never fails to make me laugh and I love it when his bespoke wee face pops up on another thread unexpectedly to give me a chuckle xxx
Haha, I like that, too!
I might be on the Grinch thread or in the Celeb forum and I see a few Melv profile pics and they make me smile! 
Where is peppergate in his highlights please?x
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