Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

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Oh joy. Treated to another tour of the house to see the same stuff we seen on the last tour. What did we do to deserve this.
 
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Derek's skincare products are good, but not good enough to go on display on the new Ikea shelf or his dressing table? So selfish and all about Mierdre as per! Uh and all that clutter! Who has a wax burner near their bed?! Mario's doing
 
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A humidifier......Maz pal I think you mean a Dehumidifier he’s really needs to get to grips with English is he’s wanting to be a proper influencer!
 
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Does he even need a dehumidifier when he’s got a window in his bathroom I thought they weren’t recommended for bathrooms because of the amount of steam
 
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"Youse miss nothing"
"Aw Isas!"

Can you imagine him making an appointment for an eye test..."oh hello I need my Isas tested"
It really is a bespoke language he uses. Nae debates.
 
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The ELF talk was painful in the extreme.

lots of games changer’ ‘ahlurrrrve it’ ‘staple’ but then showing unused products

then saying he could buy the products, but he couldn’t, but he could, but Superdrug, but they don’t have all the brands?
 
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He can go on all he likes about it being a really affordable range but he’s just spent close to £40 there on shit he absolutely did not need.
 
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I bet superdrug did have them in his Isas just couldn't see them.
(Honestly gonna giggle at Isas all day )
 
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Hullo! Long time watcher! Can't take staying in the shadow anymore! Watching the elf thing there, had flashbacks everytime he said it's a doop, doop doop doop, dupe ha, then I remembered where I'd seen/heard a lot of his chat........jeffree On YouTube, last year, went back to view it, hes reviewing elf and tatcha, bespoke boojeeee bants.
 
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Hi newish to this thread-genuinely laughing out loud!!
Product question- he seems to advertise a lot if products and they’re all there on
His dresser etc does he use any?? Like all of that make up- he never looks like he’s got any on
 
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"Youse miss nothing"
"Aw Isas!"

Can you imagine him making an appointment for an eye test..."oh hello I need my Isas tested"
It really is a bespoke language he uses. Nae debates.
I think Mario was referring to a character from a Scottish TV show called Still Game . Isa is notoriously nosey, knows everyone’s business and doesn’t let anything pass her by. Which I guess he was linking to the fact people spotted and asked him about his “humidifier “.
Not standing up for Mario - he does indeed have his own vocabulary and despite being from the west coast too I could do with someone to translate his nonsense
 
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Haha I love Isa I'm from West Scotland, and feel I need subtitles at times when he talks He defo has his own vocabulary.
 
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Well pardon me sir, I consider my wrists well & truly slapped for telling you just to YOUSE a baby wipe the other day

And the ‘they don’t do every single brand of their products’
 
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When he was talking about the lip balm and said he absolutely hates vaseline, thinks it's rotten and can't stand the feel of it.......I ended up tittering like schoolgirl
 
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Thats another trigger word fae Melvinto add to the hunners and hunners of others that sets aff ma Misphonia....doop
 
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Youse......youse.....I mean seriously

That e.l.f chat was a chore to listen to! He really needs to rehearse what he’s going to say before he starts wittering on, or at least think before he speaks!
 
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