Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

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Bless wee Derek concentrating on his skincare. He doesn't need all that shite, though, Mario is brainwashing him!
 
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Melv might as well get a wee job in B&M, cut out the middle man (the bank) and have his wages paid directly into the till.
 
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Oh it's my birthday next month, I will be so surprised if I get gifted some gifts. Holiday, car, skincare, so aye, house
 
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Can you imagine Mario on the checkoot? "Hello ma lovelie, how are yoo"?
He would work at the bespoke checkout, Dont ya know and so forth!!

Oh it's my birthday next month, I will be so surprised if I get gifted some gifts. Holiday, car, skincare, so aye, house
Is he getting a car? I didnt think they could drive? I have been blocked and cant be arsed logging in my back up insta account
 
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Oh my god i’ve managed to go open a bottle of wine, pour & drink a glass & not even be a third of the way through today’s dots of dread.
Nothing to do with the age of the house the state of your clatty skirtings.
They would still fail white glove test after that shitty attempt at ‘cleaning’
 
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He would work at the bespoke checkout, Dont ya know and so forth!!


Is he getting a car? I didnt think they could drive? I have been blocked and cant be arsed logging in my back up insta account
Derek's having lessons and allegedly the pair of them have been working their arses off to save for a car.

Did I miss the bit where Melvin was working his arse off and not being profligate with the savings?
 
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Derek never bothered with his skin until he was with him.
Probs cos he could feel the stress & ageing process kicking in....
 
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Have you got Kerry Catona eyes, that might account for your mistake?
 
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Derek's having lessons and allegedly the pair of them have been working their arses off to save for a car.

Did I miss the bit where Melvin was working his arse off and not being profligate with the savings?
Did I miss the bit where driving instructors are taking bookings nevermind doing lessons? He talks shite
 
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Derek's having lessons and allegedly the pair of them have been working their arses off to save for a car.

Did I miss the bit where Melvin was working his arse off and not being profligate with the savings?
I dont mean this bad but they both work in retail and dont seem high up so from what i have heard must be on just over min wage and melvin seems to spunk money like its going out of fashion so i am struggling to see how they can afford all this and driving lessons and a car?
 
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I’ve not had a chance for a proper read through yet so don’t know if it’s been mentioned but that Vitamin E spray that he’s banging on about like its battery acid is from Superdrug but he’s blaming Boots

I think I read somewhere that key workers can take lessons. Don’t quote me though!
I saw that but it was the likes of social services/nhs workers that could take their actual tests the thing I read.
Locally I know a couple of driving instructors that are in total despair cos they feel they have been totally forgot about.
 
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have you tried this super rare bespoke skincare absolute bible called water no just your normal water oot a tap it’s pure boujee and comes in a bottle to spray on your face you should order 5 bottles at a time nae debates
 
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Bless wee Derek concentrating on his skincare. He doesn't need all that shite, though, Mario is brainwashing him!
I’ve such a soft spot for wee Deek, he just sits back, tokes up and takes it all

Have you ever watched Marjorie’s stories when he’s spouting direct to the camera? Turn on ‘fast forward’ by tap tap tapping and see what I mean. They remind me of those wee cartoon flip books kids used to get that made still drawings look real. Turn the sound off first and give it a go.
 
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Can you imagine Mario on the checkoot? "Hello ma lovelie, how are yoo"?
I don't want him on the tills. This is Melvin. I want him front of house. Anyone remember Jerry "the Saint" St Clair from Phoenix Nights?

Come and get your black binbags

 
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clatty isnt yoused enough in life
 
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