He broke it and had to buy Ikea ones to replace it
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Didnāt he break it? He was wittering the other week about how he broke a lamp, he found it highly amusing. The wee dick.
At last oor deek has accquired a skincare regime, Marion must have been in a good mood when she added them all in the bespoke basket so aye
Thanks for the info. Broke one and found it funny? Ungrateful wee prick. He doesn't deserve nice things or gifted tat!
When he said deek didnāt take care of his skincare until he saw maz does loooool, whatās wrong with a good wash with soap and water and a bit of moisturiser? Doesnāt matter which one itās all a fad anyways , itās not going to stop the wrinkles lol
He'll never get decent brands to work with him as hes so classless. He swears non stop, is borderline abusive to Derek at times, can hardly spell or speak properly ... the list goes on. He has an ideal niche market he could tap into - decluttering and organising/space saving hacks for a small flat. But instead he continues to keep hoarding stuff here, there and everywhere... So aye...
Also, wondering what the craic is with his job. Maybe he has been made redundant and got a small payout, hence all the splashing the cash on needless, useless shite! Hes spent over Ā£20 on useless face mists alone this week ffs!
Also, wondering what the craic is with his job. Maybe he has been made redundant and got a small payout, hence all the splashing the cash on needless, useless shite! Hes spent over Ā£20 on useless face mists alone this week ffs!
Itās use. USE USE USE. Donāt you have spellcheck Mazda?
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Wonder what bespoke boots he got Derek's superdrug vitamin e hydrating mist from 
So if Dereks skin is not dry, not sensitive, no spots, no blackheads, whatever he has done up until now has obviously been fine. There is absolutely no reason to start buying all sorts of lotions and potions. Itās all just an excuse for Melv to spend more money āits for Derekā He has a shopping addiction, he needs a hobby all he has in his life is shopping (cleaning and skincare are just an excuse for buying more stuff and more gadgets)
And itās STORIES! Overuse (overyouse?
) of apostrophes gets up my tits.oooh his wallpaper dosent match up
Actually kinda shocked at the state of the skirting, how bad it is. Wonder if it was a botched paint job by Mario, like the grey wall tiles. Looks almost like they've been chewed on. Heh, maybe it was the rats that one time
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And really. who has a toasted bacon buttie ?!
I'm so glad you asked
.Super cleanfluencer that he is, he said one broke into bits when he washed the shade in water that was too hot.
Then he delivered a most insincere apology to Pagazzi, who had gifted the pair to him, and replaced both lamps with IKEA ones.
Pagazzi have a shop just over the road from Melvins IKEA branch, so I bet they're ecstatic that he walked past them and wouldn't put his hand in his pocket and give them the business.
I'm thinking no more freebies from them, and no more fun debating lampshades of indeterminate colour.
Bawbag
Didn't they also gift him the NOT pink DEFINITELY grey lamp in the living room? How crass to then break one of the lamps they gifted him and then not buy replacements from them instead.I'm so glad you asked
Super cleanfluencer that he is, he said one broke into bits when he washed the shade in water that was too hot.
Then he delivered a most insincere apology to Pagazzi, who had gifted the pair to him, and replaced both lamps with IKEA ones.
Pagazzi have a shop just over the road from Melvins IKEA branch, so I bet they're ecstatic that he walked past them and wouldn't put his hand in his pocket and give them the business.
I'm thinking no more freebies from them, and no more fun debating lampshades of indeterminate colour.
Bawbag
Actually, the Pagazzi fail is just yet another reason he'll never reach the giddy heights of Hincy.
Hinch is smarter at keeping brands onside e.g., got gifted Shark products, influenced the bejesus out of them, and has notably posted about buying several handhelds as gifts, including one for Melv.
Her fancy gifted Lakeland clothes horse, she posted she bought one for her sister.
She still buys minkys and other product brands she gets sent so much of for free.
I'm certainly not suggesting she's classy, but she can evidence a little loyalty to brands who have been good to her, including Melvins very own Ava May. Never seen her big up other brands of melts and she isn't a brand rep with her own signature line.
Hinch is smarter at keeping brands onside e.g., got gifted Shark products, influenced the bejesus out of them, and has notably posted about buying several handhelds as gifts, including one for Melv.
Her fancy gifted Lakeland clothes horse, she posted she bought one for her sister.
She still buys minkys and other product brands she gets sent so much of for free.
I'm certainly not suggesting she's classy, but she can evidence a little loyalty to brands who have been good to her, including Melvins very own Ava May. Never seen her big up other brands of melts and she isn't a brand rep with her own signature line.
IS that skincare Derek's own choice?
Or is it Mazza exerting his obvious boujee and bespoke expertise on aw things skincare? 
#FreeDerek
So true. He bought the la roche posay face mist the other day and claims itās stunning and perfect then goes on to say he has 3 other face mists coming from beauty bay soon. THREE!? What kind of rare skin unicorn needs a total of 4 misting products!?
Thinking about his CC bill makes me feel stressed. Heās absolutely a spendaholic.
Body mists
Funny that Mrs Hinch also talked about the same thing this week.....
That wallpaper 
And what a total tube, "Elf cosmetics sell their own website", honestly it's a journay trying to work out the ramblings on that eejits stories.
p.s. coping_with_marion they also sell elf on amazon, feel unique and other places in the UK - I'd have expected a skincare guru like yourself to know that and nae debates.
And what a total tube, "Elf cosmetics sell their own website", honestly it's a journay trying to work out the ramblings on that eejits stories.
p.s. coping_with_marion they also sell elf on amazon, feel unique and other places in the UK - I'd have expected a skincare guru like yourself to know that and nae debates.
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