Ah, but, you see - he’ll *never* have any need to purchase a new reed diffyoozer ever again because his 4 hunner mil wans will last him 4 lifetimes. Smarter than he looksOmg what kind of mug is Body Shop Shelly!? He binned his eye gel by “mistake” so she’s sent him another one. I would have told him to piss off. Also for someone that is pretty certain to not have a job by Christmas he ain’t half splashing the cash! Ava May won’t be happy you’ve an AldI stick smelly now
Ohhhhh!!Fucking hell. Considering he “never drinks” I’ve seen the cunt with at least 4 hangovers since I started following him. That pizza as well. That’s a lot of dough for someone with “IBS”. Wouldn’t wanna be Dezza tonight. It’ll be like the scene out of Trainspotting again
Exactly. I am a body shop rep and those roll ons are £20 each, even with discount he’s getting about £35 worth of free stuff just from the roll ons. Ungrateful wee shiteOmg what kind of mug is Body Shop Shelly!? He binned his eye gel by “mistake” so she’s sent him another one. I would have told him to piss off. Also for someone that is pretty certain to not have a job by Christmas he ain’t half splashing the cash! Ava May won’t be happy you’ve an AldI stick smelly now
Omg thank you for my new boujee profile picture! Something to refer to when I also need to scale a new luxury bespoke bit of tat to size.... so ayeJust thought I would add these here incase anyone was looking for a new avatar. I was going to change mine but I have quite like my mug, I actually like this mug more than Marion as we have never seen it since the day he bought itHe does bloody love his giant reed diffuser even though he bought it without smelling it. I hope it stinks
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Terrible scenes with the hair clippers, Derek mouth breathing, tongue oot, Mario screaming instructions at him. That's gawjus NO FFS AM BALD NOOWJesus Christ, the protractor must have reached new limits to create the bespoke hairdo above!
https://giphy.com/RuE2YCTZbV37WIt’s not really a size comparison is it? He is a hobbit. So I’m guessing his head is the same size as a chihuahua
I need a new profile pic ...may I use this wee prick wan?
Yeah you’re welcome toI need a new profile pic ...may I use this wee prick wan?
Happy birthday to marjories walliesIs a new teeth anniversary a thing? Maybe celebrate by getting the bottom tomb stones done now aye?
He looks like he had a full face of botox, too - his face is shinning!Is a new teeth anniversary a thing? Maybe celebrate by getting the bottom tomb stones done now aye?
Came here to say that! He eats like a 12 year old. His bespoke IBS will be freeew the absolute ruff afte them aye. And so forthHow many rustler burgers can two people eat?!
Through the roof and running through the flair boards and so forth. So ayeCame here to say that! He eats like a 12 year old. His bespoke IBS will be freeew the absolute ruff afte them aye. And so forth
Exactly what I ran to rattle to sayHow many rustler burgers can two people eat?!
My teeth are the same age as me.Is a new teeth anniversary a thing? Maybe celebrate by getting the bottom tomb stones done now aye?
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