The wee brush made an appearance too! So funny.
Guys, his headache is medical! Nae debates.
The wee brush made an appearance too! So funny.Omg I’ve just done the loudest snort when he showed that heat protection hair stuff, for all three of his hairs, he’s laughable!!
Ohhhhh.... for fuck's sake!
He can’t let anyone know the house will be empty, they’ll bash he’s letter box in, get in the house and have it away with all he’s boojie, bespoke, grey Tat!!!Melvin's branch of Debenhams was featured on BBC news tonight, showing shop floor staff wearing PPE and a supervisor talking about staggering staff start and finish times to cope with social distancing.
And still not a peep from Melv about going back to work. It's so odd. Maybe he's worried to mention it in case the lovelies come out in force expecting hugs and selfies?
70s cop show so trueSo his headache is ‘obviously’to do with his eye condition. So don’t tell him any remedies he’ll have tried EVERYTHING!
So, by his own admission it WASNT a migraine after all. I really hate people that say migraine when they have a headache, they don’t know the half of it. How about you wear the prescription glasses that you said you had, instead of those ridiculous ones from a 70’s cop show. I would also put money on the fact if you didn’t spray so many toxic chemicals around that it would help your headache no matter what started it.
Stop doing that zoom in on the product thing, it looks shit and you are not impressing anyone and for the love of god stop doing that little shake of everything that you show.
He is getting on my last nerve today.
Erm, it’s pink? Like how he doesn’t show the inside, presume it is not a Dior book at all?A display book?!?? Why?!
Jesus wept, he really does think he’s something special doesn’t he?
He won’t show a product he uses because if he does it will sell out and he won’t be able to get it!!!
Who does he think he is?
my sides. Thanks for the laugh Melv
Erm, it’s pink? Like how he doesn’t show the inside, presume it is not a Dior book at all?
Oh my god
I think #14 should be “Not Cleaning with Mario” or “Cleaning (superficially) with Mario”I’d like the next thread to be called Cleaning with Mario #14 Nae debates.
Which is more likely: hunners, nae thoosands have asked about his skincare regime or quite a few people have asked why he is still not back to work and he is ignoring themToday’s a good one... the specs, the display book, and the skin care routine! It’s been a good wee laugh... he really should take this stand up routine to the stage! I’m desperate to ask about his t shirt folding job at Debenhams. How is he no back? So anyways... I’ve nothing else to tell ye! Hunners of ye will be messaging me now!
He’s trolling us, though, he actually referenced Deirdre BarlowHis new glasses are more Deirdre than the last pair. Fucking hell, he just loves to give me content
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