Right. So the flat he built far the grun’ up disnae huv the wow factor? Och Marlene, huv ye been in at yer man’s stash again the night? Yer talkin absolute shite.
His lack of writing/spelling/comprehension abilities means that never a truer word was spokenRight. So the flat he built far the grun’ up disnae huv the wow factor? Och Marlene, huv ye been in at yer man’s stash again the night? Yer talkin absolute shite.
Must be a perk of being famous, most folk I know have been waiting months for an update after they all closed in March. He's all booked in and ready to hit the road and no debate, so ayeThank God its Derek who's going to learn to drive!
Also a newbie- what is boujee and bespoke?Pretty new to our M but SO many questions, hoping you can help me oot ma lovelies
1. He's serious yeah? About being a cleaning account? Seems to be but I swear some of it's like an episode of Gary Tank Commander so want to check
2. Do we ever see Derek? (I've only seen him in bed ill)
3. Do we ever see his lordship oot the hoose?
4. Does the cat get new bowls every other day? (only been following him a wee while and spotted about 6 changes already)
So aye, if somewan could fill me in, that would be great. If I don't reply straight away, dinnae worry, I'm awrite just mebbe taking a wee break, but I'm fine honestly - no dms or messages I AM FINE, so aye.....
Words mario uses to descibe everything...from toilet cleaner to a sofa!Also a newbie- what is boujee and bespoke?
I am 2 days behind and playing catch-up and I have just laughed out loud and nearly fell off the sofa at this.Early thread suggestion
Marion Potter & the prisoner of Paisley (Derek)
Melvin patently has no idea either as he tosses them about out of context.Also a newbie- what is boujee and bespoke?
Came on to see the exact same! WtafThey've gotta be taking the piss. Yeah, well, a poo rolled in glitter is sparkling, but it's still crap
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Interior designer? He's basically copied every generic, boring trend going. A two year old could design a better house
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Wee Marie highlighting aw the boujie items he wants from the Argos catalogueSo he has been getting thoosands, not hunners, THOOSANDS!!! of messages about the wonder of make up that he invented. I love how he manages to stay so grounded, being the hooooge celeb and life changer that he is.
Early thread suggestion
Marion Potter & the prisoner of Paisley (Derek)
It is maroons lifestyle. It is the future and the way we should all be livingAlso a newbie- what is boujee and bespoke?
These aren’t the only two that require clarificationMelvin patently has no idea either as he tosses them about out of context.
Melvins mass produced plush bed came flat packed and the delivery guys then put it together in his home. Melvin believes this makes it bespoke.
He would describe the way he "styles" this bed as boujee.
Melvins Christmas abomination (tree) in pink would be described by him as both boujee and bespoke.
Fidiot.
Remember someone messaged him asking what boujee meant & he didn’t even knowThese aren’t the only two that require clarification
Outbox/inbox
Itterate/reiterate
Joost/just/gist
Hunners/no one
Thoosands/one or two
Staple/one of a bajillion others
Game changer/plastic tat & toot that will fall to pieces after first use & be quietly sent to its landfill graveyard
Not greasy/A cardiologists worst nightmare
I’m fine, I’m absolutely fine/ please message me asking what’s wrong, I need attention
Deep clean/ a cursory wipe or hoover around stationary objects
I’m going to work or this could go on indefinitely
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